Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[shiels]

I was about 87% joking obviously

 

[WashYourHands]

Cortisol and glucose, brutal combo.

 

[sus]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Forbes, apparently:

 

[WashYourHands]

Bizarrely Enough.t-shirt

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The WHO have followed the CDC in changing their criteria for a positive test for Covid: Biden cures Covid!

 

[WashYourHands]

storm the temples of enlightenment

feel my muscles

 

[IdleRich]

Zinedine Zidane and Dave Chappelle both tested positive - is no-one safe?

 

[Leo]

good to know the trump admisntration was as fucked as imagined, although Fauci says it's not entirely from scratch

Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start 'from scratch,' sources say

Newly sworn in President Joe Biden and his advisers are inheriting no coronavirus vaccine distribution plan to speak of from the Trump administration, sources tell CNN, posing a significant challenge for the new White House.

The Biden administration has promised to try to turn the Covid-19 pandemic around and drastically speed up the pace of vaccinating Americans against the virus. But in the immediate hours following Biden being sworn into office on Wednesday, sources with direct knowledge of the new administration's Covid-related work told CNN one of the biggest shocks that the Biden team had to digest during the transition period was what they saw as a complete lack of a vaccine distribution strategy under former President Donald Trump, even weeks after multiple vaccines were approved for use in the United States.

"There is nothing for us to rework. We are going to have to build everything from scratch," one source said.

 

[WashYourHands]

Is it over yet? You know, the Marvel thread

 

[mixed_biscuits]

 

[Leo]

we don't have those sorts of enclosed outdoor spaces here, they're all open on at least one side (often two). I can't imagine a government would allow spaces like in that picture, seems more likely the restaurant just built it on their own, no?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine has not been approved or licensed by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), but has been authorized for emergency use by FDA under an Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) to prevent Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19) for use in individuals 16 years of age and older.

 

[WashYourHands]

Just smoke it.

 

[Leo]

The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine has not been approved or licensed by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), but has been authorized for emergency use by FDA under an Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) to prevent Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19) for use in individuals 16 years of age and older.

 

[WashYourHands]

Britain going for the (make Boris Johnson noises and sound effects) delaying 2nd shots. Watch us create a mega-virus, the Great British Virus. Retire G Norton and give it a chat show on the bbc on Saturday nights

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Their cases and deaths are at record highs.

 

[Leo]

Their cases and deaths are at record highs.

yes, so this is good news, right?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The cases/deaths may be increasing _because of the vaccinations_, as might be the case in the UK:

 

[Leo]

my usual questions: where is this graph from, and what does it say?

is this only for people 80+ years old? shouldn't a valid measure be of everyone, not just a narrow slice of high-risk people?

and is there a direct correlation? is this a graph of people died after they got the vaccination, or just people aged 80+ in general (many of whom may not have been vaccinated) who died in the same time frame of the vaccine rollout?