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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
"Hello, CDC? Yeah, I'd just like to report that the DeathChemz Inc. vaccine caused all 1,234 members of my extended family to explode into a fleshy mist."
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VAERS accepts reports of adverse events and reactions that occur following vaccination. Healthcare providers, vaccine manufacturers, and the public can submit reports to VAERS. While very important in monitoring vaccine safety, VAERS reports alone cannot be used to determine if a vaccine caused or contributed to an adverse event or illness. The reports may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental, or unverifiable. Most reports to VAERS are voluntary, which means they are subject to biases. This creates specific limitations on how the data can be used scientifically. Data from VAERS reports should always be interpreted with these limitations in mind.
The strengths of VAERS are that it is national in scope and can quickly provide an early warning of a safety problem with a vaccine. As part of CDC and FDA's multi-system approach to post-licensure vaccine safety monitoring, VAERS is designed to rapidly detect unusual or unexpected patterns of adverse events, also known as "safety signals." If a safety signal is found in VAERS, further studies can be done in safety systems such as the CDC's Vaccine Safety Datalink (VSD) or the Clinical Immunization Safety Assessment (CISA) project. These systems do not have the same limitations as VAERS, and can better assess health risks and possible connections between adverse events and a vaccine.

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  • Vaccine providers are encouraged to report any clinically significant health problem following vaccination to VAERS, whether or not they believe the vaccine was the cause.
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  • VAERS data do not represent all known safety information for a vaccine and should be interpreted in the context of other scientific information.
VAERS data available to the public include only the initial report data to VAERS. Updated data which contains data from medical records and corrections reported during follow up are used by the government for analysis. However, for numerous reasons including data consistency, these amended data are not available to the public.
You absolute, total, infinite and perfect bellend.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Bollocks, it's patently obvious that anycunt can call them and say "The vaccine killed my dad, crippled my mom, turned my sister into a lizard and made me grow a third arm."

I bet half of them were you putting on a fake American accent.
 
Bollocks, it's patently obvious that anycunt can call them and say "The vaccine killed my dad, crippled my mom, turned my sister into a lizard and made me grow a third arm."

I bet half of them were you putting on a fake American accent.
anycunt could, and DID say, over the past 19 months "oh, they died of COVID".
Is it the totally safe clotshot (banned across Scandinavia, Japan) or the dastardly Delta variant that's behind the higher number of"COVID" deaths this year than last?
We're never going to agree. Reality will be the final arbiter.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
anycunt could, and DID say, over the past 19 months "oh, they died of COVID".
Is it the totally safe clotshot (banned across Scandinavia, Japan) or the dastardly Delta variant that's behind the higher number of"COVID" deaths this year than last?
We're never going to agree. Reality will be the final arbiter.
Cause of death is filled in by a doctor, you subcretin.
 

Slothrop

Tight but Polite
I'm not normally impressed by the UK government, but I have to admit that for a mob who hate individual freedom so much that they orchestrated a fake global pandemic purely so they could stop people going to the pub, they do a pretty good job of pretending to be fucktard pseudo-libertarians who'll fight tooth and nail against any sort of covid control measures under any circumstances whatsoever.
 

mixed_biscuits

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I'm not normally impressed by the UK government, but I have to admit that for a mob who hate individual freedom so much that they orchestrated a fake global pandemic purely so they could stop people going to the pub, they do a pretty good job of pretending to be fucktard pseudo-libertarians who'll fight tooth and nail against any sort of covid control measures under any circumstances whatsoever.
We've got the vaccines to prevent illness, remember? aNd ThEy WoRK pErFEcTLy 🤪
 
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