Limmy

suspended

Well-known member
Most of us here, the ones over 30 anyway know what it's like to be on the scrap heap, totally surplus to requirement. Middle aged man, comepletely undesireable, no juice left, might as well kill yourself. I like the unflinching presentation of that reality.
Stop this Luka you're depressing me !!
 
My mum wouldn't make me peanut butter and jam sandwiches as a kid, she'd only make proper ones. But my mate's mum down the street made them. They also had Sky TV and loads of games consoles. One time when I was about six I called to his house and said "is Chris in?", she said "no he's out son" I said "well, can I've a peanut butter and jam sandwich?" they still tell the story.
 

luka

Well-known member
you dont eat butter. a jam sandwich is made with butter. a jam sandwich without butter would not be all that good.
 

suspended

Well-known member
My mum wouldn't make me peanut butter and jam sandwiches as a kid, she'd only make proper ones. But my mate's mum down the street made them. They also had Sky TV and loads of games consoles. One time when I was about six I called to his house and said "is Chris in?", she said "no he's out son" I said "well, can I've a peanut butter and jam sandwich?" they still tell the story.
I knew I liked Shiels he recognizes a superior sandwich on-sight, and never gives it up
 

luka

Well-known member
you use mayonnaise instead of butter. a jam sandwich made with mayo would indeed be repulsive.
 

suspended

Well-known member
Once I got it on a Burger King Impossible Whopper, one of those fake patties yknow. Dis-gusting. Yuck. Now when I go I say, no mayonnaise extra ketchup thank you
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Jam sandwiches are a bit of a relic. Cheap, filling, but once these islands got out of the psychological, post-war, rationing legacy. They’re still out there though to some extent.

Peanut butter and jelly (ie shit jam) sandwiches with bread made out of reconstituted wallpaper, is the mingingest, most awful mouthful of repulsion on the planet. Deep-frying can’t save it either, even if the slight improvement in taste and texture is offset by the calories.

Toasted plus ingredients like cheese and chutney is grand as a sandwich. Toast with tuna and Mayo too.
 

luka

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its interesting isnt it. youve been so thoroughly divested from your roots that the idea of using a natural product like butter is gross. bread has to be slathered with water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic instead.
 
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