The Dissensus Album Canon

[catalog]

no offense luke

 

[luka]

luka you should do an iterview with him to promo it. on second thought, that's a terrible idea, maybe someone should do an interview though. maybe version or brty, or danny. . and it can be a dissensus exclusive, which will drive new dickheads to the forum

That's a great idea. I'm a very good interviewer.

 

[catalog]

no, no offense, but you'll derail it, it will end up being about gucci mane or something

 

[catalog]

i am also not a very good interviewer. we need someone level headed. most importantly, we need someone willing to transcribe. i offer to transcribe some of it. not all of it. transcribing is a pain.

 

[luka]

No, you have the wrong impression. I'm capable of playing many roles I'm easily the best interviewer on the forum

 

[craner]

I remember that classic interview you did with woops.

"So, Edmund, would you say that you are a genius?"

"Erm...yes."

 

[craner]

Is it still on youtube?

 

[catalog]

sorry i disagree. i've read an interview you did with someone and it's not very good. i concede you are very talented at other things though.

 

[luka]

sorry i disagree. i've read an interview you did with someone and it's not very good. i concede you are very talented at other things though.

Really? Where? I thought the only person I've interviewed was on film.

 

[craner]

Fucking hell, deck him Luke!

 

[luka]

Is it still on youtube?

Should be. It's hard to find though.

 

[catalog]

i'll try to find it. i think it involves that guy who types poems near you, not edmund, the morbid books guy

 

[luka]

Fucking hell, deck him Luke!

He's been giving me a lot of grief since this lockdown started! He's like a puppy that's been locked indoors too long! Tearing up the sofa cushions,

 

[luka]

i'll try to find it. i think it involves that guy who types poems near you, not edmund, the morbid books guy

Oh, that. That's not my fault. The thing with Owen in A Void? I take no responsibility. That's all Lewis.

 

[catalog]

yes sorry, i don't know where it's coming from. i'm trying to help.

 

[catalog]

i reckon if we had a fight, it would be close.

 

[catalog]

Oh, that. That's not my fault. The thing with Owen in A Void? I take no responsibility. That's all Lewis.

yes i think that might be the badger

 

[luka]

i reckon if we had a fight, it would be close.

Two forty year old weaklings might be close but wouldn't be edifying

 

[luka]

yes i think that might be the badger

It was in a Sam smiths pub

 

[catalog]

this story is now complete - we have created a mythology.