subvert47

I don't fight, I run away
Have you set yourself an Outlook reminder to say this every six months or something?

Don't think I've ever said it. Usually there's been some small engagement with something he's said or done. Usually something that made him look the total cunt he is. Whereas now I'm at the "fuck Keir Starmer" stage, where I'd just like to see someone punch him in the face.

Good advice though, thanks. I'll set a reminder to post "fuck Keir Starmer" again later (y)
 

catalog

Well-known member
I was defending him in the pub last night but I basically just say the opposite of what other people say when I'm feeling troublesome.

The gist from the guy who knows more than me is that people just want a fairly normal person rather than a character.
 
Kill Starmer!

ah man, I can't wait till he's dead. I hate him so much I'd love to stamp on his head till it bursts

Stamp on his head till his fucking eyeball pops out absolutely pissing myself laughing as he's eyeball pops out

Fucking just whacking him in the bollocks till they rupture

Just fucking sawing he's face off with a hacksaw pissing myself giggling as I saw he's face off

His whole fukcing face getting literally sawed off with a hacksaw and I'm beside myself giggling

I'm fucking in hysterics as an animal is fuckimg g just eating his nob chewing the whole fucking thing up I'm killing myself laughing, a stoat or weasel is just fucking chewing it up

A stoat or weasel making mincemeat of his genitalia and me and subvert absolutely rolling round in absolute hysterics

We're fucking just jumping up and down on the cunts head dying with laughter

He's basically unconscious. Subvert has crouched over him, done a poo on he's face his face is like mincemeat as it is from the violence and he's doing a poo in the wounds of he's face and we are fucking killing ir selves laughing haahahaha

His face looks like a tenderised steak and subvert is curling one out on his face

Look! Watch! Look at it slowly pass out of hes anal passage onto his battered fat face

I'm filming it on my iPhone

Apt response to todays developments
 
When I first read it I thought Jesus bit far luke and you don’t even have an iPhone. Today I feel that he had his finger on the pulse as usual
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
What's he even done that's got everyone's knickers in a twist, anyway? I read his statement, it wasn't exactly controversial.
 
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subvert47

I don't fight, I run away
that's pretty much the reason why Biden was elected.

Biden only just won. And that was because the left and black caucuses mobilized their bases for him. Starmer clearly doesn't give a shit about left or black voters. Or young voters. Or anybody other than conservative white pensioners. And maybe he's right. The Tories are trying to ensure nobody else will be able to vote anyway.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I don't think you need all those "just"s in there Luka - just do this and then just that and just poo on his face, and just kick his bollocks until they rupture and just something else too, Unless "just" here means justly or rightly or the like rather than only...

Anyway, I'm not exactly the world's biggest Starmer fan, but I'm always surrounded by how much people hate him. I don't even mean on dissensus, I see it on fb and twitter and everywhere. The left of the labour party in particular seems to reserve far more vitriol for him than for their ostensible enemies in the Tory party - which I suppose I get cos of Corbyn and so on, but there seem to be loads of others too who have no particular dog in the fight but have absolutely visceral hatred for someone that I tend to think of as annoyingly bland. Which is a terrible thing in itself, but something which, almost by definition, tends to be hard to get worked up about.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Biden only just won.
He won 306-232 in the EC and beat Trump by over 7 million in the popular vote. That's not squeaking by.

And the most recent seat prediction gives Labour over 500 seats and puts the Tories in third place behind the SNP.
 
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Leo

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He won 306-232 in the EC and beat Trump by over 7 million in the popular vote. That's not squeaking by.

slightly deceiving because in some of the toss-up states he won to get that 306, he won by relatively small margins (for example, 11,000 votes on Georgia).
Biden only just won. And that was because the left and black caucuses mobilized their bases for him. Starmer clearly doesn't give a shit about left or black voters. Or young voters. Or anybody other than conservative white pensioners. And maybe he's right. The Tories are trying to ensure nobody else will be able to vote anyway.

It was more than that, though. He mobilized "the left" and Black voters in general, but also won a significant percentage of suburban white independents and moderate Republicans who were sick of Trump/MAGA. but I get your point.
 
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