Dogging

luka

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Sadmanbarty
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dogging and the hardcore continuum are two things that make me proud to be british
 

WashYourHands

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That Eyes Wide Shut piece :crylarf: is really Yeats & Golden Dawn groupies.

Your man Bart knows his mangos. Pro's & cons, like all life. Sun or rain, the natural world coerced through car parks at beauty spots, get Stan Colleymore's autograph before dusk. But when it's dark, you can only really distinguish humanity by smell & silhouette. What's the protocol for saying no? A polite declining hand wave down? Do you just park up & wait? What about weapons? Sandwiches? Got to be brutal during lockdown for serious addicts. From cited twitter,

"Who goes Dogging? Dogging is a UK national passtime. Thought about by many but tried by a select few but incredibly addictive.

I want to try Dogging - Whatever you're experience level we can help get you started, Are you shy and curious or are you a long time Dogger looking for naughty car park sex with like minded people? Are you a Trucker Dogging in lay-bys or are you just looking to watch some dirty Dogging sex..

Do I have to pay for dogging? Join our exciting UK dogging community and best of all, it's FREE. Within minutes you can start messaging other doggers and get get organising you're first meet-up. Available on mobile and tablets too
Go dogging on your mobile.

There has never been so many ways to organise your dogging social life. Desktop access as standard, with responsive tablet and mobile sites now available for all devices."

A very friendly bunch, overall, it seems. Perhaps separate claps at 9pm for all the clucking doggers.
 

luka

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"While our world rocks from the impact of the deadly 'coronavirus' spare a thought for Britains doggers, a community which has been harder hit than most. While social distancing might be a minor inconvenience to you, for doggers it is nothing short of a disaster"
 

catalog

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Yeah we should definitely be clapping for them.

There was a TV doc a while back which was really creepy, not quite doggers but that sort of vibe, and the filmmaker put them all in animal masks to disguise them. Gave it such a weird edge.
 

WashYourHands

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what is dogging?
not a fan of this song as such, but it appears John Cale indulges

If you're looking to find
A place to hide
Where the climate is cool
And the river is wide
Down in the Nookie Wood
Down in the Nookie Wood
In the kitchens of the Mardi Gras
The cooks of pestilence meet
Brewing up their bitter fruit - ah ha
Once on a summer's day
Twice on a summer's night
You wanna go out and play
And that's alright
Down in the Nookie Wood
Down in the Nookie Wood
Down in the Nookie Wood - ah ha
And all the creatures
Watching from the sides
We're living memories for you tonight
And we could send them
Yes we could send them
Back to their distant lands
When I got to thinking
That it's normal time
You've got me thinking that again
When someone takes you
On that journey down
To where you're serving time again
Doing hard time in the Nookie Wood
Doing hard time again
Doing hard time in the Nookie Wood
Doing hard time again
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
okay i looked it up, is this an english thing in particular? i think it's depressing a bunch of ugly people disturbing the serene beauty and idyllic peace of nature.
 

catalog

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it's peculiar to england yes and we are very proud of it thankyouverymuch. this thread is about the troubles the dogging community are currently facing and we are not bothered about serene nature
 
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