Educating Craner (about wine)

Clinamenic

The Wild Drunkard
I reckon curbside wine drinkers and wine drinkers who decant probably form two non-overlapping sets of people.
Although I do suspect that curbside wine drinkers and wine drinkers who decant through their bladders may have more of an overlap.
 

Clinamenic

The Wild Drunkard
Wow I didn't even read the bit about the human wine nozzle until right now. Absolutely insane.
I can hear the SNL weekend update skit:

"...What's a human wine nozzle?"

"It's that thing where a gigolo twink drops out of viticulture school and reverse-catheters some gas station wine into his bladder to dispense at parties."
 

luka

Well-known member
when i first met craner he was buying bottles of £3.50 Bulgarian red that would cause him to spray purple vomit over his flat. that was my favourite iteration of craner. i think it was mixed with diesel that stuff.
 

luka

Well-known member
he got it from the 24 hr off license over the road and would insist on haraunging the staff about kurdish politics despite the fact they weren't kurdish
 
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