Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Fucking hell Mixed Biscuits!

I bet you're a talented snogger/fingerer too if you had skills like that in the playground.

Edit: Please disregard above comments if you meant with a yo-yo.
 

mixed_biscuits

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I once invented a basketball/football freestyle hybrid which involved running around whilst juggling the ball...turned up to a freestyle footballers meet for them to trial it and they found it far, far too easy.
 

version

Warehouse Operative
I used to be sick at rounders. I wasn't particularly great when I wasn't batting, but I could whack the ball miles when I was.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I used to be sick at rounders. I wasn't particularly great when I wasn't batting, but I could whack the ball miles when I was.

This is surprising.

The lads who were great at wacking the ball at my school were the scary hard lads drawing on bottomless wells of violent hormonal energy.

Not what I picture you as, no offence.
 

luka

Well-known member
This is surprising.

The lads who were great at wacking the ball at my school were the scary hard lads drawing on bottomless wells of violent hormonal energy.

Not what I picture you as, no offence.

did you see his daily exercise regime? hes like dave goggins
 

version

Warehouse Operative
Is anyone really good at any particular video games? Isn't droid some sort of Street Fighter genius?
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I made the top 10 leaderboard for the Solitaire app I had on my phone (I believe it was for fastest time).

I deleted the app because I had spent too many hours on it. But what a rush, to stand on that pedestal.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
It's annoying watching these people on Twitch who are really good at call of duty and fortnite and making millions of dollars from it.

I don't think there's a big online audience for solitaire — and if there was, then some autechre fan would come along and beat my PB by ten seconds.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Mixed Biscuits is some sort of physical genius.

I didn't know anyone on Dissensus ever went outside to do anything except drugs.
 
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