What are you good at?

[shiels]

I don’t care about football

 

[shiels]

its all templates, all that english people this, southerners that

everyone else agrees with me though, absolutely everyone.

 

[luka]

cos theyre all small minded provincial people with chips on their shoulders

 

[luka]

im saying they should broaden their horizons.

 

[luka]

you want to pen them into their boring identities. Rochdale people we were born and Rochdale people we will stay. thats what you want.

 

[version]

cos theyre all small minded provincial people with chips on their shoulders

Where are the fish?

 

[Corpsey]

I'm from Oxfordshire, so you're all hilarious regional accents to me.

 

[Corpsey]

Although to deflate my hilarious joke somewhat, I'm actually very jealous of people with accents.

Accents are one of those many things that I realised, on acid, are blessings from God. Like bottled Moretti, toilet paper and trees.

 

[catalog]

you want to pen them into their boring identities. Rochdale people we were born and Rochdale people we will stay. thats what you want.

autechre

 

[version]

Although to deflate my hilarious joke somewhat, I'm actually very jealous of people with accents.

Surely everyone has an accent? You're talking as though you have the voice of a GPS.

 

[catalog]

alot of people just have RP

 

[DannyL]

southern england i have to be honet, they dont have souls. thats actually true. but london and essex is set apart from that.

This is a class prejudice I think - one that I share and am in favour of. A working class thing. Essex has a more working class rep than most of the other counties due to all the cockneys heading out to Dagenham and beyond post WW2. I always thought Essex girls jokes had their origin because of posh twats in the City meeting fit secretaries who commuted in via Liverpool St, 'cos w/c = sexual licence obvs.

 

[shiels]

Although to deflate my hilarious joke somewhat, I'm actually very jealous of people with accents.

Accents are one of those many things that I realised, on acid, are blessings from God. Like bottled Moretti, toilet paper and trees.

RP is an accent. Thank you for perfectly illustrating my point. the southern english man doesn't think he has an accent because he's centre of the planet and everything else is a deviation from the norm.

 

[Corpsey]

That's true, I do think that.

 

[Corpsey]

I don't know what RP means though — isn't that how the Queen speaks?

I'm not even posh, that's the thing. Nor am I prole. I am limbonic.

 

[Corpsey]

Everyone hates their voice, of course, but I'm one of the few people who should hate their voice. I've heard it on tape, it's awful.

I talk through my nose. It's probably a variation on the standard nerdy introvert theme. Nasal, shy, projecting words to the floor.

 

[Corpsey]

Interesting to realise late in life that you are white privilege personified.

 

[Corpsey]

I say 'grarse' not 'grASS', if that's what it means.

 

[yyaldrin]

i used to be very good at climbing ropes and high jump, which is weird cos i'm really small. i jumped higher than anyone else in my class and it felt as if i'd float in the air for minutes. also one time there was a rumor going around my town that you could win a free nokia if you'd get a really really high score playing "snake" (that little game pre-installed on nokia's) and then i'd spend days trying until i managed to have such a long snake that it was impossible to have it grow longer. i'd zigzag from top to bottom until the head touched the tale. i don't think anyone ever achieved that. at least not that i heard of.

 

[shiels]

I like Southern english accents a lot actually. RP is especially engaging obv, you can't not listen to those cunts.