Ventured out to buy some baccy at 6pm today and the street thermometer said 47 degrees. It can't have dipped below 30 all through last night and this morning. So no more whingeing from the Brits please.
Hundreds more people were evacuated from their homes as wildfires blistered land in France, Spain and Portugal on Friday, while officials in Europe issued health warnings for the heatwave in the coming days.
I've numbed myself against it by drinking cold beers today but it's not nice. I had a record three hour siesta yesterday so I'm gonna try for a repeat of that, all you can do is take refuge and accept you're probably not gonna get any sleep at night
My new discovery is freezing a big plastic bottle of water and rolling it up and down my body when I get in the house. Aaaah