Luton.

luka

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Have you ever been here? What's it like? In my mind it's the closest thing in the south to places like Hull and Wigan. It has a nightmarish aspect in my imagination. A dystopian Milton Keynes. A moon base gone feral.
 

luka

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There's a train that goes there from my nearest station. It's a constant temptation. Just sit on the train till the last stop. See what it's like.
 

luka

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I'm not going to be snobby about it any more. I'm going to go there. In my head it's a bit like Ilford. And I like Ilford.
 

luka

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I went to Manchester once and it reminded me of a more sleepy backwards version of Ilford
 

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Colne's perhaps the worst place I've visited. I say visited, thankfully we only drove through it, but fucking hell.
 

luka

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Hastings is the worst place I've been. Or Preston actually. Probably Preston. A lot of England is in a pitiful state though
 

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The things Woops says about Blackburn and Burnely make me think I should continue giving them a wide berth
 

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He does this face he calls the Burnley face with his bottom lip hanging down and quivering and his cheek twitching and his eyes insensate and hooded . It's horrifying.
 
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