craner

Beast of Burden
My mother asked me to buy a bottle of Campari because she saw it in a film this week and thought it looked really cool sitting on the side. I had to ring her in the shop and check, "you know this is £17, right?"
 

craner

Beast of Burden
From what I remember some duck breasts will be a highlight, a load of veg, she normally gets a decent selection of dry Rose and white wines and other bits and pieces to get us through the week. I don't know, I'll find out when she finishes now.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
I'm glad we've got a Hitchcock thread, though, it'll be a good way for us all to collectively convince ourselves he's rubbish.
 

luka

Well-known member
Staff member
The good thing about them being boozers is you can express your hatred for one another without it meaning anything 'I fucking hate you!' Forgotten in the morning. It's s useful safety valve
 

luka

Well-known member
Staff member
All couple despise each other but only pissheads can express it safely
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
absolutely, but there are still many blocks and buildings here with that sort of set up. I've seen some things across my back yard that have been interesting. not murders, but...
One night at my mate's when we were in our teens we noticed a middle-aged couple having sex in their kitchen. They eventually moved to another room and we all went back to whatever we were doing, but one mate stayed at the window with binoculars and started listing all the products they had on their shelves; cans of beans etc.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
One night at my mate's when we were in our teens we noticed a middle-aged couple having sex in their kitchen.
I was thinking - how the fuck did they get in your mate's kitchen?
For a sec anyway. It's clear to be honest when you read it properly.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
The guy checking out the beans was weird. One time we were walking down the street in the middle of the day and he was like "so many people leave their cars unlocked" then just tried a door, hopped in and started going through the glove compartment.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
The locking button on my car key broke recently, to lock it I had to stick something in the hole and waggle it around for ages and hope it clicked. Sometimes I did leave it unlocked. Got a new key last week, cost 140 euros.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I wanna say no but who knows really? There's nothing in there... well, I guess I got my little telescope which I guess is the sort of things someone could easily steal.
 
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