Steven Seagal
- Thread starter Mr. Tea
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IdleRich
IdleRich
Whether dancing or doing bullshito Uncle Disgusting's movements have the same sinuous grace - ie none whatsoever - shame he had to stop after 30 seconds of high intensity Chechen dancing cos he's completely out of breath, blowing out of his arse, about to be sick.
Probably thinks it's a lethal martial art which he'll use in his next film in which he plays a former special forces operative who has to beat some people up and then aggressively tongue some random girl with whom he's had absolutely no chemistry for the last eighty minutes.
If they need a body double for any of his Russian based films then Gerard Depardieu can step in.
Probably thinks it's a lethal martial art which he'll use in his next film in which he plays a former special forces operative who has to beat some people up and then aggressively tongue some random girl with whom he's had absolutely no chemistry for the last eighty minutes.
If they need a body double for any of his Russian based films then Gerard Depardieu can step in.
Mr. Tea
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IdleRich
IdleRich
I saw this story - legend/myth? - about some Hollywood super agent having an argument with a director about how powerful they were and whether they could take anyone and make them into a star. Apparently one of them said "I've got this martial arts teacher who is a complete arsehole, total personality void, the camera would hate him..." and, well you can see where this is going
mixed_biscuits
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Chadphobia at its purest; the Chad is felt 'unlikeable' because there is no natural identification with him (in this case).