Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
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Lembit Opik and the Cheeky Girls. S-E-X.
I've always wondered if he ever really knew which one he married. And did that one ever just ring up her sister and say "Hey, I kind of fancy a weekend to myself, could you cover for me?", and they'd swap over while she was ostensibly shopping or something, and he'd never know.

Perhaps they shared the duties more or less 50:50?

And maybe he suspected, but didn't care.


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That fucked-jawed eejut, posing with women in hot pants. No shame. Throw him to the wolves, like E Borgnine in the Vikings except Borgnine went out swinging an axe rather than his cock.


Who loves ya, baby?
I dunno whether it's that new or I'm just hearing about it, but the antinatalist subreddits are apparently now another community tapping into the same sort of energy as the alt-right.