Nudism

Are you, or have you ever been, a nudist?


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luka

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I'm not no. It probably feels lush though. Barty does a bit on holiday. Generally seeks out a nudist beach.
 

pattycakes_

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Roped into staying at a nudist campsite in southern Spain 2 years ago with my ex. Wasn't into the idea at all. Protested right up to the entrance gate. But once we got in and let it all hang out it was actually just like they say, totally freeing and no big deal
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
i'm considering becoming a nudist
i got quite into nudist beaches on holiday. but then my bag got nicked, including my shoes, heartless bastards, while i was pissing about on some rocks.
Go to Naxos (I think where Orpheus died or something). Stay at a place called maragas. There’s a great nudist beach down the road with a gorgeous rock pool. Watch the sun set behind the island of Paros. Venture up the hills to explore Greek pastoral life. There’s a big, ancient window in the town centre.
 

catalog

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Yeah, what Patty said. Went to a nudist beach twice on recent holiday in Cornwall. Very nice beach, off the coastal path and quite steep path to walk down to it, with a little bit of scrambling required just before you get to the sand. Few nudists but mainly 'textiles' (=what nudists call people who wear clothes) all peacefully co-existing with one another.
 

WashYourHands

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Don’t your testicles retract further into your body cavity? There’s always that threshold entering a European sea or ocean, when the first wave to slap your chest reminds you exactly where you are.

All for getting the lad and giblets out, but sun burn and cold are elemental constants.
 

catalog

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I suffered no adverse effects and had a wholly positive experience, but I acknowledge there may be issues one needs to be careful about
 

luka

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catalog has elephatitis of the penis. its outrageous. its a monster. other people might feel more self consiocus
 

entertainment

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i'm wary of people who are comfortable being nude around their family

it's not the nudity, it's that particular flavour of community that creeps me out
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
it'll be 30 degrees next week i'm gonna take a naked swim for sure there's nothing else like it
 

luka

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everyones a nudist in Germany. there's no stigma attatched. not even any puerile giggling.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
east germans mostly yes. i'm not a hardcore nudist but if i'm laying at a beautiful place or if i want to go for a swim i just think it's silly to wear something. what i don't get is these holiday villages where everybody is naked. you go into a gas station and the guy behind the counter is naked. that sort of thing. it only makes sense, in my opinion, if it's somewhere serene and there's not that much man made objects around.
 

catalog

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On my honeymoon we drove in a van to fusion in mecklenberg and stopped a night in bremen. We went to the supermarket in the morning to get stocked up and in the other side of the shopping mall area there was this spa so we decided on a whim to go for the day. Very cheap and cheerful sort of place, 20 quid for a day ticket. Everyone bollock naked. Sat on their towels in the bar, tits and balls out, smoking a fag and enjoying a jug of pilsner. Was brilliant, they had 3 different outside saunas and this thing called rasooul dampbaf which is like steam coming out of a chimney in the middle of thd room anc then cold showers at the sides. I only got in trouble once, when I sat my bare arse on some tiles without putting a towel down first.
 
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