Election 2020

[Leo]

"I never went to medical school and haven't really looked into this whole internal medicine thing, but let's give this heart surgery a go, shall we?"

 

[IdleRich]

Interesting that they are saying that this could be the highest turnout since 1908... when, surely, the population was much smaller... but still.
Anyway...

Trump won Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin by less than 1 point in 2016, and recent polls show Biden pulling several points ahead in the battleground states.

Hasn't dissensus agent Guspended Reason just moved to Wisconsin? Could be he be the vote that tips the state and the election as a whole?

 

[Leo]

have to be a resident of the state to vote there, not sure if he was just passing through on his way out west. c'mon Gus, register quickly and rid us of the Furious Orange!

 

[version]

They'll have to rename the place "Gusconsin" in his honour if he flips it.

 

[IdleRich]

I got the impression he was moving there forever. Either way I'm convinced he will be a force for good there, converting people to the side of right. Which in this case is the left.
Apparently Biden is ahead in Texas - when was the last time that went blue?

 

[IdleRich]

Also this

Republican congressman Clay Higgins has granted us a glimpse into the future by sharing one of his wife’s premonitions ... and things do not sound good, folks.
“My wife has the gift of premonition,” Higgins, a Republican of Louisiana, said in a tweet. “Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, ‘unauthorized foods’ and stored water. They said we had been ‘reported’. Becca awoke crying. What happened to our freedom? She asked. What indeed.”

 

[constant escape]

"I never went to medical school and haven't really looked into this whole internal medicine thing, but let's give this heart surgery a go, shall we?"

In that case, there'd need to be a sizable discount on the price of the operation.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Also this

You couldn't make it up!

Although you could perhaps dream it. If you were fucking mental.

 

[IdleRich]

My wishes are actually coming true in real time...

Wisconsin sees record number of early voters as Covid cases climb in state

 

[Leo]

Also this

now I'm curious about "unauthorized foods".

 

[IdleRich]

I assume he's saying that Biden will ban various foods if he gets in. Which, according to the premonition he will. Or are you wondering specifically which foods he will ban? Probably american pie, hotdogs, fries... anything that is red white and blue etc.

 

[luka]

Biden is an obvious spack

 

[luka]

That's the advantage the Donald has, not being a spack

 

[Leo]

yeah, hot dogs and apple pie are definitely goners, too patriotic. yankee pot roast? straight into the bin!

so, what's "authorized"? quiche? kale salad? tofu, obviously. out with Budweiser, in with Chardonnay.

 

[Leo]

fried chicken is a tossup, since upscale hipster restaurants sometimes do their own versions. BBQ ribs, gone.

 

[Leo]

Biden is an obvious spack

bernie and AOC are going to run the show from behind the curtain, so doesn't matter.

 

[Leo]

Elizabeth warren will spoon-feed him breakfast each morning and then wheel him into the basement for the day.

 

[IdleRich]

And no doubt they will report to their sinister Chinese masters... still the Russians have been running America for a good while, time to let China have its chance I suppose.

 

[luka]

I think AOC is probably a real human

 

[luka]

I'm not cynical about her. Craner is but I believe