The dissensus personal defence armoury

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Post pics of weapons you have to hand at home, in your manbag, or in your vehicle.

I'll start.

 

[martin]

That reminds me, must update my wish.com basket

 

[Mr. Tea]

A.k.a. "HMG's 'Please admire my weird fossilized-alien-foetus ornament' thread"

 

[martin]

What is that thing, Marie Laveau's mutant hoodoo miscarriage?

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I searched for voodoo weapons, you can buy that cursed and soiled abortus on eBay or Etsy, if you want it.

So that's not my hand. I have a rusty hook, as you'd expect. Great for deadlifts and butchery.

 

[WashYourHands]

Blow a Tibetan thigh bone trumpet at any interlopers, it works really well at Ibrox.

 

[sufi]

I keep a thumb bone from the thames foreshore in my pocket,

me and that anonymous previous londoner (a bit of them anyhow) fend off all juju comers and psychic marauders.
also some numinous pebbles, usually

 

[muser]

I have this in my van. It's really for digging holes so I can shit in the wild but it looks vaguely threatening.

 

[luka]

Do you live in a van?

 

[luka]

Have you got a solar panel on it that powers your wi-fi and kettle?

 

[luka]

I want to know more about Muser. Muser is underdeveloped as a character so far. We need to flesh Muser out. Living in a van is a great start

 

[Leo]

I want to know more about Muser. Muser is underdeveloped as a character so far. We need to flesh Muser out. Living in a van is a great start

he consciously buries his shit in the woods, so we know he's considerate.

 

[Mr. Tea]

he consciously buries his shit in the woods, so we know he's considerate.

Muser, the human cat.

More like mouser, amirite?!

 

[sus]

My brother lived in a van for some years... Not a bad life, far as I can tell. You get some panels on top for power, build some storage units under the mattress in the back.

 

[luka]

More romantic in America when you have a whole continent to roam. Wilderness. redwood forests. Deserts. Mountains ranges. Meth labs. Biker bars. Abandoned shopping malls. Ghost towns. The prairie.

 

[luka]

here every inch of land is developed and occupied. Any patch of green space is just a dogging venue.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Ludicrously over-spec'd "mushroom knife":

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[Mr. Tea]

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[muser]

I'm just a very part-time van dweller I got basic set up for moving to Spain, it's my contingency plan. At the moment I just roam free on weekends, ethically defecating in any and all woodlands that I see fit.