The dissensus personal defence armoury

[Corpsey]

All my violent energy is channelled through Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

 

[craner]

Why do you have violent energy?

 

[luka]

Yeah it's brilliant I love watching boorish Brazilians get humiliated.

 

[luka]

After he's knocked Costa out he dry humps him. Mimes sodomising his fallen opponent. Then he starts breakdancing.

 

[luka]

 

[IdleRich]

One thing I do love about MMA is the sportsmanship... the way that despite knocking seven bells out of each other they always respect their opponents.

 

[WashYourHands]

Locals here prefer to urinate on the semiconscious and vanquished.

 

[luka]

One thing I do love about MMA is the sportsmanship... the way that despite knocking seven bells out of each other they always respect their opponents.

It's the martial arts code. It's about honour and discipline, like a samurai.

 

[IdleRich]

Locals here prefer to urinate on the semiconscious and vanquished.

Someone i know here had to be prevented from pissing on a guy he'd knocked down.

 

[version]

A guy I knew in school whacked a guy passed out on GHB with a metal pole then tried to shit in a dust mask and put it on him.

 

[luka]

That's brilliant! How did he fail though? Seems a straightforward task? Just couldn't get a shit out?

 

[IdleRich]

Brilliant?

 

[version]

Yeah, he just strained and nothing happened.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Yeah, he just strained and nothing happened.

Some people lose their moral.compass when encountering an unconscious fellow human. Like Jim G. who found Rob P. passed out in a quiet village street after a party, filled his trouser pockets with gravel and repeatedly booted him in the bollocks. Jim later became a recruitment consultant, of course.

 

[IdleRich]

Wait, whose pockets did he put the gravel in?

 

[IdleRich]

Why?

 

[IdleRich]

Was it to increase the weight of his legs so he could kick harder?

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Wait, whose pockets did he put the gravel in?

Poor unconscious Rob's pockets. As for the why, I don't know. Very premeditated, painstaking.

He could be a nasty fucker, Jim. Random roundhouses and sucker punches. Air rifle atrocities. Just remembered I went to my first big rave with him and another mate.

 

[craner]

Peasants.

 

[IdleRich]

Poor unconscious Rob's pockets. As for the why, I don't know. Very premeditated, painstaking.

Making it all the more sinister.