Age Range?

How aged are you

  • under 20

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 20-30

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • 30-40

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • 40-50

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • Over 50

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • Total voters
    22

IdleRich

IdleRich
When it says
"I slither my tongue through her sensuous flaps, lapping up her golden honey with fervor as I feel her stiffening turtle's head poking into my nostril"
What's he actually getting at? I've heard the phrase "the turtles head is showing" when someone is desperate to get to the toilet before the full turtle makes itself known - an expression akin to that other charming phrase "I'm touching cloth here" - so... is she shitting up his nose?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
My French friend said that should he find himself in a similar situation the French use an expression which describes a cigarette just about remaining dangling from the lip. I guess it's a universal experience.
There used to be a tailor in the East End called Touching Cloth, could never work out if that was deliberate or not. It certainly never tempted me to visit.
 

entertainment

Well-known member
When it says


What's he actually getting at? I've heard the phrase "the turtles head is showing" when someone is desperate to get to the toilet before the full turtle makes itself known - an expression akin to that other charming phrase "I'm touching cloth here" - so... is she shitting up his nose?
haha it's the clit mate come on
 
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