Can you change your mind?

[thirdform]

as a marxist who didn't misinterpret grundrisse while hero-dosing on ketamine with my cybernetic pals in the 90s, i stick by my anti-labourism.

I like the cut of yer jib.

 

[version]

They were all cunts this side of the pond. Anti-progress institutionalised.

Told me I’d be ‘perfect’ for working outdoors. So flattering, I love rain and guns.

My dad did some online careers test whilst between jobs and he said it told him his ideal job would be either a grave digger or a leech farmer.

 

[thirdform]

They were all cunts this side of the pond. Anti-progress institutionalised.

Told me I’d be ‘perfect’ for working outdoors. So flattering, I love rain and guns.

my lot just told me to be civil otherwise I'd turn into an extremist. I don't think they realised I'd be a communist extremist, not an islamic one. their pity.

 

[thirdform]

No it means acknowledging that this advise isn't entirely reducible to rubbish, that it is a fragmented and infantile attempt to articulate progress, an attempt, a cosmic and pre-human force, that is liable to glom into suboptimal value systems. The career advisor, however low resolution, purveys sides of the same shape that we all purvey sides of.

So yeah, it would be a mistake just to roll with their advice, but it would also be a mistake to disregard it in its entirety.

ok brilliant. Elaborate on the prehuman cosmic significance of ponce and nonce rhyming with each other.

 

[vimothy]

Think I got "bricklayer" as some optimal occupation.

v deleuzian career advice

 

[woops]

my careers adviser advised me to be a careers adviser

 

[catalog]

I would like to work outdoors I think.

 

[thirdform]

I would like to work outdoors I think.

you're only saying that cos Mingerland is so average in its weather. go to southern turkey and you'd literally give yer left bollock to be inside.

 

[thirdform]

incidentally average weather is also why we get shite crop. Maybe the one sole positive of climate change will be that we can eat a decent blimmin unprocessed tomato when this wretched land heats up.

 

[catalog]

Had a nice day out in the woods and I think being outdoors is quite good for you, as opposed to being in stuffy office. All people who work outdoors in hot countries know the tricks, shade and siestas.

 

[thirdform]

Had a nice day out in the woods and I think being outdoors is quite good for you, as opposed to being in stuffy office. All people who work outdoors in hot countries know the tricks, shade and siestas.

there ain't no facking siestas in turkey it's oriental despotism you nob.

 

[luka]

I've worked outside a lot. It can be tough in winter but by and large it's preferable to working inside

 

[catalog]

I don't doubt there is a lot of bone crushing near slavery going on.

 

[catalog]

The winters here would be shit no doubt. I thought dustbin man would be OK but it's all early mornings

 

[luka]

What job do you do?

 

[catalog]

I've told you already I'm not telling you cos you'll only use it against me in some way. It's nothing exciting don't worry

 

[catalog]

I have no gardening skills and have never fancied that anyway cos I know a gardener and he doesn't like it. It's strssful

 

[luka]

I thought your defences might be down this evening and it would slip out

 

[luka]

Oliver Craner used to be a postman. Ask him yourself if you don't believe me.

 

[catalog]

I'm on high alert at all times with you