Bond, James Bond

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Brosnan was the Bond I grew up with, but Moore was the first I saw. The first onscreen violence I ever saw was Dr. Kananga cutting Bond's arm above the shark tank in Live and Let Die. My dad thought it was hilarious because I just burst into tears.

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I can't remember whether the others are quite as bad, but the dialogue in the Brosnan ones is excruciating. "Smooth" to the point of embarrassment. I do like GoldenEye, but I think that's down to the N64 game as much as the film. That game's a real landmark for people of a certain age.

 

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The comments under this...


nickfrank1 6 years ago
love this scene, smooth pick up classic james

Snitch Lasagna 11 months ago
Bruh I used to whack myself silly to this scene on VHS

Fiddlestickz1 7 years ago
This right here is how to flirt with a girl in style and circumvent her defenses, the script is genious!

mpag96 9 years ago
If theres anyone that know how to pick up a girl its bond.... James bond

DoNot Need 1 year ago
More than once I've imagined feasting upon her.

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[IdleRich]

Circumvent her defences...

 

[version]

What's the betting that guy owns a copy of The Game?

 

[luka]

one step up from smashing them down I suppose

 

[Corpsey]

I would put a conservative estimate on my number of bond girl related wanks at 5,432.

 

[luka]

It's quite nice how you still have Bond girl and Cheryl Cole wanks even when swamped in free online porn

 

[Corpsey]

This was pre porn really but I still go back to those old wells from time to time.

 

[IdleRich]

What's the betting that guy owns a copy of The Game?

I just love that he admires someone "succeeding" in this scripted scenario - it's like he thinks Brosnan (in character as Bond) just chatted up Berry and then they popped out with the cameras and said "That was being filmed and we're gonna use it".

 

[version]

I just love that he admires someone "succeeding" in this scripted scenario - it's like he thinks Brosnan (in character as Bond) just chatted up Berry and then they popped out with the cameras and said "That was being filmed and we're gonna use it".

Any slightly flirty interview with a celebrity is inundated with terrible, desperate comments from guys like "You know they fucked after the cameras stopped rolling".

 

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I put in a David Niven option in the hope Craner would vote for him and he did. I feel like a master tracker and man of the woods, able to predict an animal's every move.

 

[IdleRich]

That probably wasn't your most difficult prediction though.

 

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If not Niven then I'd have guessed Dalton or Connery, maybe Lazenby as an outlier.

 

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Who's the best Bond villain?

 

[WashYourHands]

Caroline Munro. A cameo really, but those fuckin tits.......

 

[WashYourHands]

Goldfinger or Donald Pleasence.

 

[IdleRich]

Names are for tombstones baby - he was cool

 

[IdleRich]

None of that Bond, James Bond shit

 

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The comments are once again insufferable.

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Michael-Francis Polios 2 years ago
Vesper means evening in Latin. It says a lot: she's no morning sun. She's the evening, which always conceals something. And perhaps that's the tragedy: that their encounter was fated to be in the evening, where their love was already too late.

ndyracingnut 6 years ago
Gentlemen, at 1:16.....THAT is how you properly pour a bottle of wine. Don't think women don't notice these kinds of things.

Stannis The Mannis 3 years ago
Most British vocally articulated foreplay.