Bond, James Bond

[version]

Luka! Vote for someone, you cunt!

 

[luka]

i can't rememeber anything about any of the various Bonds I must have watched. I've retained nothing whatsoever. Not a single scene or anything. It's all tears in the rain

 

[luka]

how could I have an opinion about James Bond. It's ridiculous.

 

[WashYourHands]

What’s your favourite Bond lass? Look at Caroline Munro, do it for England. Ignore Moore, just imagine the bikini pops a round through Moore’s cranium. It’s pitiful but brave

 

[IdleRich]

The comments are once again insufferable.

😂

Michael-Francis Polios 2 years ago
Vesper means evening in Latin. It says a lot: she's no morning sun. She's the evening, which always conceals something. And perhaps that's the tragedy: that their encounter was fated to be in the evening, where their love was already too late.

ndyracingnut 6 years ago
Gentlemen, at 1:16.....THAT is how you properly pour a bottle of wine. Don't think women don't notice these kinds of things.

Stannis The Mannis 3 years ago
Most British vocally articulated foreplay.

I hate to come out in support of the comments beneath a Bond clip on youtube - but I have quite often been told off by women for how I pour wine.

 

[IdleRich]

If not Niven then I'd have guessed Dalton or Connery, maybe Lazenby as an outlier.

There's that weird bit in the Lazenby one where they break the fourth wall (is it the third wall or fourth? I've seen both used I believe) and someone says (something like) "this never happened to the other guy" - what's that about? It really does say that doesn't it and it doesn't seem to have any other meaning within the context. The only possible interpretation appears to be that they are saying "This guy is not as good as the other one is pretending to be James Bond in these films" - which seems like a totally un-Bondy post-modern, nothing-to-do-with-an-impossibly-suave-and-handsome-sex-and-killing-machine touch for them to include.

 

[craner]

I just spent the whole of that film thinking "Diana Digg is too good for this shit."

 

[Mr. Tea]

I hate to come out in support of the comments beneath a Bond clip on youtube - but I have quite often been told off by women for how I pour wine.

What's wrong with the old directly-into-one's-mouth approach, eh?

 

[sus]

i can't rememeber anything about any of the various Bonds I must have watched. I've retained nothing whatsoever. Not a single scene or anything. It's all tears in the rain

Is that Bladerunner bit what everyone says it is? What's your poetic opinion lukesters

 

[sus]

Taking notes on the wine pour... @IdleRich is it the twist at the end that does it?

 

[luka]

I saw it written down before I heard it in the film and it looked silly but Rutger Hauer sells it pretty well don't you think? Attack ships off the shores of Orion or whatever

 

[IdleRich]

I always feel embarrassed if I hear someone say it in real life but it's ok in the film - I guess that's a talent actors have or should have anyway.

 

[version]

Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90

He was the first to bring James Bond to the big screen and played the role seven times.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

Weird, I was thinking about him some ten minutes before I heard the news. Resht in peash.

 

[version]

His finest hour?

 

[version]

 

[version]

 

[Corpsey]

His finest hour?

 

[WashYourHands]

The Man Who Would Be King (1975) ⭐ 7.8 | Adventure, Drama, War

2h 9m | PG

www.imdb.com

It’s not a weird as Zardoz, nevertheless

Outland (1981) ⭐ 6.6 | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

1h 49m | AA

www.imdb.com

 

[Corpsey]

Oh I love the man who would be king