What do you fear?

[padraig (u.s.)]

"This summer, get your globes warmed!"

I like it. aggressively target that anthropocentric climate change skeptic demographic.

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

"This time we're putting the Tea back in Terminator"

(Earl Grey etc, not our own Oliver)

 

[constant escape]

I was trying to work out a tagline involving "culture war" but I couldn't piece one together.

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

since it's early 80s London, I'm sure the script can find a way to work in the Brixton riots

and apartheid, which I assume JRM ardently supported as a based yung ultra-Tory

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

I was trying to work out a tagline involving "culture war" but I couldn't piece one together.

easy

"Terminator X: This time it's cultural"

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

not quite "culture war" but I think people will get the allusion

 

[constant escape]

So clean, so simple.

 

[woops]

The Torynator? Bedtime I think

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

The Torynator? Bedtime I think

it's a good note to go out on

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

"Terminator X: There's No Such Thing As Society"

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

and I think that'll do it for me too

 

[Mr. Tea]

a Robert Heinlein style authoritative white guy hero/author stand-in with the fucking absolute stiffest of upper lips, and probably also a Jacob Rees-Mogg style monocle - let's just say it's actually JRM, but Peter Thiel has turned him into an immortal cyborg - emerges to lead a resistance to this new Dark Age. the remaining British people band together in the greatest example of Churchillian Dunkirk Spirit in all of human history to throw off their merciless metric overlords. cyborg JRM fires a nuclear missile into the sun which [somehow, science handwave] reverses global cooling. everywhere pubs reopen, footballs are emphatically kicked, Britain is once again a green and pleasant land.

but wait! plot twist: in their dying the moments the Boygirl-Eurocrat alliance has sent the ultimate assassin - a genetically engineered combination [more scientific handwave] of all races, sexes, and sexual orientations, like T-1000 if its superpower was codeswitching instead of shapeshifting - back in time to assassinate JRM as a tween in early 80s London. fortunately the resistance was able to send JRM's grandson - Kyle Rees - back in time as well. that's right, it's just an elaborate excuse for yet another Terminator reboot.

Terminator X: An American Terminator In London. "This time it's in England, bitches" (I'm open to more culturally specific taglines)

Great post, but in my head it was just @HMGovt

 

[Mr. Tea]

Last couple of pages remind of the old Terminator 3 sketch on Harry Enfield (from before the actual Terminator 3):