version

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One of the maddest drunks I've met was one of my brothers' mates. He got so pissed he fell asleep in the barbed wire on top of this big wall he climbed and woke up just lying in it, all cut up and had no clue what had happened. Guy's a machine. He also once wandered into someone's room thinking was the bathroom and just pissed all over their TV then went back to bed.
 

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I found him passed out in a puddle of his own piss a fair few times too. I don't think he drinks anymore.
 

luka

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booze does a number on your guts so all pissheads have shitted themselves multiple times
 

version

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Yeah, one of my mates freaked out and messaged me that someone had broken into his house, walked shitty footprints everywhere and then taken a shit on his folded up clothes. I got a series of messages and photos of the crime scene throughout the day until he realised it was him.
 

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His family are weird in general. One of his older brothers threw a bench through his parents' living room window when they came back from a night out and couldn't find the key. They just grabbed the thing from the garden, chucked it through the window and climbed in. His parents thought they were being burgled or something.
 

luka

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have you lot heard of the bubbler where you piss in your own mouth? a bubbler is the name for a drinking fountain in australia. its an aussie thing.
 

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