what is this thread going to be about woops?

[Clinamenic]

And its a fast food place? Anyway what kind of service are you expecting for a cheeseburger?

 

[luka]

presumably he expected to be acknowledged.

 

[luka]

a lot of the time middle aged men like me and woops will walk into a shop and be completely ignored. it doesn't matter how long you stand there, you've become invisble being neither young and attractive enough nor old and rich enough to be acknowledged as a customer or a human being. best thing to do is turn around and walk out again without a word.

 

[luka]

this is his favourite 'pizza joint'. they used to have a lot of locations but i guess times are hard cos most of them have shut down.

Voodoo Ray's

 

[woops]

a lot of the time middle aged men like me and woops will walk into a shop and be completely ignored. it doesn't matter how long you stand there, you've become invisble being neither young and attractive enough nor old and rich enough to be acknowledged as a customer or a human being. best thing to do is turn around and walk out again without a word.

this is exactly what happened

 

[luka]

happened to me in shake shack recently. a very familair experience.

 

[Leo]

I've had experiences where I think staff just assume I'm there with a son or daughter and not in need to service. In some high-end stores, it seems to be more of a wealth calculation than an age or attractiveness one. Sales staff at places like Gucci or Prada are trained to read people and can tell with pretty accurate certainty whether you're a potential buyer or just a looker. Wonder if the rising fortunes of schlumpy tech bros has thrown that a bit out of whack.

 

[vimothy]

a lot of the time middle aged men like me and woops will walk into a shop and be completely ignored. it doesn't matter how long you stand there, you've become invisble being neither young and attractive enough nor old and rich enough to be acknowledged as a customer or a human being. best thing to do is turn around and walk out again without a word.

is this really what life is like for you? you should try wearing #beatniks like me, ppl will take notice of you it's a completely different thing

 

[woops]

is this really what life is like for you? you should try wearing #beatniks like me, ppl will take notice of you it's a completely different thing

are you insane, i've spent my whole life avoiding #beatniks

 

[luka]

woops had some dud chips last night at #amigos in stoke newington. avoid.

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

 

[woops]

pall mall has gone up to £14.20

 

[luka]

it just occured to me woops has a lot of filthy habits but he's not a big farter. his diet is unconscionable but despite that he doesn't sit there constantly squelching and blowing off. you have to be grateful for small mercies.

 

[yyaldrin]

i wonder what kind of gas a diet of lentils, beans, energy drinks and lagers produce though?

 

[luka]

i never fart. woops has gone to bed now but he will confirm in the morning.

 

[yyaldrin]

i'm skeptical but i'll await his answer then

 

[woops]

it's true i never fart or poo

 

[luka]

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[woops]

is this turning into a "things woops would like" thread?