corpsey are you touching yourself


in je ogen waait de wind
corpsey has gone cold turkey some weeks ago and is now rehabilitating at his parents. better not to trigger him.

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
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You'll need to do more than that. Post a photo of someone irresistibly sexy, like Pamela Anderson in a bikini. That'll set him off for sure.


call me big papa
I keep trying to get off the wank train but I never manage to abstain longer than 2 days max.

Horrible grubby habit that my life has been defined by.


call me big papa
I imagine one day I'll be lying on my deathbed with a fucking Samuel Beckett novel of an inner monologue running through my mind, ruminating bleakly over all those wanks and so few shags.