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We should have done a poll on here, average number of wanks a day.

My wanks are split fairly evenly between porn and my imagination. Porn consistently goes to places my imagination either wouldn't dare to or care to. That's why I think it's evil. In my experience, being aroused morally disarms you to an extent. In the horny wank state you no longer care about the morality of what you're doing. That's why the classic modern wank experience is closing 52 tabs of disgusting bestial filth after you've spunked in your hands.

Probably people who are in relationships or have active sex lives enjoy wanking as a healthy natural thing. Whereas when you HAVE to wank it becomes a neurotic shameful thing, a moratorium upon your life.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
We should have done a poll on here, average number of wanks a day.
My wanks are split fairly evenly between porn and my imagination. Porn consistently goes to places my imagination either wouldn't dare to or care to. That's why I think it's evil. In my experience, being aroused morally disarms you to an extent. In the horny wank state you no longer care about the morality of what you're doing. That's why the classic modern wank experience is closing 52 tabs of disgusting bestial filth after you've spunked in your hands.
It's tricky to have a proper debate on this cos as we can see from this quote everyone is far too reticent to really get into it.
 

luka

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It's tricky to have a proper debate on this cos as we can see from this quote everyone is far too reticent to really get into it.
which is funny cos the CIA are going to release it all soon anyway
 

catalog

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I think the key to this thread working would be if the focus is kept on Corpsey wanking, let's not get sidetracked with everyone else, we'll be here all fucking day
 

luka

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Jack what did you climax to today just the text description not the link eg big breast blonde 16 year old
 

IdleRich

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That song is great. When I was a kid I remember thinking it was weird cos the lyrics made it sound so much like someone was masturbating or heading in that direction. I completely thought that it was my childish and dirty mind which had combined with the naivete of the band to create that effect. It was completely beyond my imagination or understanding to think that there was a band who had written a song about masturbation and released it and it was being played on the radio and in the charts. I literally thought that that was impossible. And, so, with hindsight, I can see that my mind was working overtime to create an explanation I could live with cos I couldn't handle the reality. Probably the first time that happened (to me). Or at least the first time I'm aware of where I now know that that happened.
Digression from the thread I realise, but it's fascinating - to me - to discover how much the subconscious can lie to you, even though you think you're acting in good faith.
Although of course, not as interesting as the stuff about porn and - not even joking - the phrase "52 tabs of bestial filth" which has stuck in my mind ever since as something powerfully apt and poetic. I need to find a use for that phrase. Many uses even.
It sprang unbidden to my mind the other day when I was listening to this beautiful song which - I'm sure - was not intended to mean anything even slightly similar... in fact I feel guilty for dragging it into the gutter.

 
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