Britains Strongest Man

[luka]

I don't want to turn into a drunk but it's December and the world is quite depressing and stressful so Im not going to fight it till the new year.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Remember when you were telling me you were going to become the world's most prominent English language tiktok request poet? You were enthusing about how lucrative it would be once you crack 100,000 users and unlock their creators fund income. Ever get anywhere with that?

Or was that someone else?

 

[luka]

I don't remember that. It's a good idea but I just don't care. My hearts not in it. I can't do what's required. I'd rather die in a hovel.

 

[luka]

They had a quad bike attached to steel scaffolding attached to an axle and they had to lift it up in the air and walk round in circles.

'Conan's Wheel.'

 

[shiels]

Remember when you were telling me you were going to become the world's most prominent English language tiktok request poet? You were enthusing about how lucrative it would be once you crack 100,000 users and unlock their creators fund income. Ever get anywhere with that?

Or was that someone else?

good idea to expand the audience tbf all you need is tiktok and paypal / patreon. tag the subject in the post, text and a voice over

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I posted a chicken video and got 40k views and 800 likes last weekend. Tea might call it a poultry effort, but it went microviral.

Not every video is a hit, but some fly.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I posted a chicken video and got 40k views and 800 likes last weekend. Tea might call it a poultry effort, but it went microviral.

Not every video is a hit, but some fly.

Ok, you can help me here. How come my video from 10 years ago has only gained 1.4 views per year; is it because there aren't enough chickens in it?

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Ok, you can help me here. How come my video from 10 years ago has only gained 1.4 views per year; is it because there aren't enough chickens in it?

Simply add the caption "watch until the end 🤪"
Viralized