Britains Strongest Man

[luka]

What will you be drinking tonight @craner may I suggest a bottle of prosecco followed by a few brandies followed by a bottle of port?

 

[luka]

Accompanied by a selection of fine cigerettes.

 

[craner]

Cloudy lemonade

 

[craner]

Or a Santa Julia Malbec Rose

 

[craner]

What are you drinking tonight?

 

[luka]

Dunno yet have to go Morrissons

 

[craner]

Get some Bombay Sapphire gin

 

[luka]

Not keen on gin. I remember doing a bottle of it in 15 minutes once with you and Jim though. That was an achievement.

 

[craner]

Not keen on gin. I remember doing a bottle of it in 15 minutes once with you and Jim though. That was an achievement.

That was supposed to be our Sunday evening wind down.

 

[luka]

Lads!

 

[luka]

Let's get absolutely shitfaced tonight and cause total havoc on dissensus. Rampant abuse of everyone. Mad, messy commenting across all threads. Paranoid accusations. Recriminations. Tears.

 

[luka]

Jim sent me a picture of a cupboard where he had on display a bottle of chartreuse, a bottle of brandy, a bottle of codeine cough syrup and some beta blockers, alongside a slim but carefully chosen selection of modernist poetry. Merry Christmas it was titled. Sounds like a suicide note woops said when I told him.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Let's get absolutely shitfaced tonight and cause total havoc on dissensus. Rampant abuse of everyone. Mad, messy commenting across all threads. Paranoid accusations. Recriminations. Tears.

YES​

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I'm having venison liver for dinner, washed down with a noble Douro, so I'll be well up for it.

 

[luka]

I've got a bottle of Morrissons Best Shiraz and a bottle of Morrissons best port.

 

[craner]

Are you drunk, yet?

 

[craner]

How drunk are you, on a scale of Keith Floyd > Shane MacGowan?

 

[craner]

I don’t get drunk any more, I’m a reformed character. All these new Americans have never encountered the weekly drunk Craner of Choon of the Day Drive-by fame.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Favourite drunkenness is wind tunnel drunk, where you're leaning into and roaring at a tremendous imaginary gale, teary and dishevelled.

 

[luka]

How drunk are you, on a scale of Keith Floyd > Shane MacGowan?

Done two bottles of red. I got an extra bottle. Haven't started on the port. Feel sober. Not normal actually, but not especially volatile.