The Christmas Thread

[mixed_biscuits]

Monaco's never looked so beautiful.

 

[catalog]

Is that where you live biskers are you going out on the roulette wheels tonight with some posh totty?

 

[luka]

Went for a walk up a large hill, 26000 steps there and back.

Pour yourself a drink son

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Is that where you live biskers are you going out on the roulette wheels tonight with some posh totty?

I *am* the posh totty; I get taken down the casino most nights but you'll find me rinsing the quiz machine in the corner rather than throwing good money after bad on the wheel

 

[catalog]

I thought you were a bloke, it's no girls allowed on dissensus, did you not get the messages?

 

[IdleRich]

Just having a couple of cans of lager to ease myself gently into the carnage that lies ahead. Going to dinner about eight at a friend's place, plan is to carry on until boxing day I guess. Then arranged a zoom call with my parents for when we return, should be fun.
Portugal not a good winter country though, no snow, just like summer but worse really. Especially when it's wet.

 

[muser]

Delicious. Vietnam?

Nope, not there anymore do miss the tropical Christmas experience it's Spanish in Spain but still nice Christmas treat .

 

[luka]

Mixing brandy with black currant liquor

 

[IdleRich]

We bought two bottles of Armenian brandy in the shape of kalashnikovs.

 

[catalog]

Christmas innit, get your dicks out, why not

 

[catalog]

I went and bought another pork pie this morning

 

[IdleRich]

Our shopping yesterday

 

[IdleRich]

I can tell exactly what's gonna happen... basically two people will be playing guns with them jumping over sofas and stuff making dudda dudda dudda noises and then one will smash and there will be brandy everywhere.

 

[luka]

We bought two bottles of Armenian brandy in the shape of kalashnikovs.

I saw that on sale in Maryland after you mentioned it here

 

[IdleRich]

As far as I know Armenia is famous for brandy and for those weddings where nutters fire loads of bullets up in the air so it's the perfect combination.

 

[IdleRich]

Would love to go there... maybe next year.

 

[catalog]

I can tell exactly what's gonna happen... basically two people will be playing guns with them jumping over sofas and stuff making dudda dudda dudda noises and then one will smash and there will be brandy everywhere.

Have you got concerns about the upcoming 36 hours of carnage?

 

[IdleRich]

Some... not my flat though at least. Also feel for the cats, gonna be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold. To be honest I'm not even sure if they know it's Christmas time at all.

 

[catalog]

Pray for the cats, poor little lads

 

[WashYourHands]

My Mum is watching Braveheart because it reminds her of my Dad pissed up mimicking the film’s charade, then video calling with key sequences. The English remain as deeply mistrusted influences as ever.