The Christmas Thread

[luka]

Isn't Armenia at war?

 

[luka]

My Mum is watching Braveheart because it reminds her of my Dad pissed up mimicking the film’s charade, then video calling with key sequences. The English remain as deeply mistrusted influences as ever.

Has she disowned you for becoming a naturalised Englishman ?

 

[IdleRich]

Isn't Armenia at war?

I think they may be having a little contretemps with Azerbaijan right now.

 

[WashYourHands]

Has she disowned you for becoming a naturalised Englishman ?

I have assimilated, to a degree. I obey 85% of your laws, pay taxes to your govt, but at the family home the old gods and languages still reign freely.

 

[luka]

English home English wife English kids English loyalties. For St George!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Having a massive Bailey's, BBC Radio 3, carols from King's College chapel.

I got to outwit a health Nazi down the shops today. He was rendered speechless when I entered the store. Turns out there was a queue, which I blithely did not notice. "But you just walked into the shop, sir!" He sputtered eventually, to which I replied, a la Roger Moore, "as is traditional". He couldn't even.

Let me guess - did everyone clap?

 

[luka]

What you drinking tea. Fucking drink. Get a fuckimg drink down you

 

[catalog]

I've just had a glass of home brewed kombucha

 

[WashYourHands]

English home English wife English kids English loyalties. For St George!

 

[boxedjoy]

I'm boiling a gammon joint in cider and saying "This is HAAAM STOCK, this is HAAAM STOCK!" like some kind of utter cunt.

I'm hearing this in the style of this is JAAAM HOT! from Dub Be Good To Me

 

[boxedjoy]

I hate Xmas though, I decided ten years ago I wasn't doing it any more and it's been great. I don't buy presents, I don't receive any, I don't cook or visit anyone or have anyone visit me. I run a bath and listen to dub techno and eat greasy food and turkey twizzlers and do nothing all day and it's so much better than pretending to be interested in other people after weeks of being stressed and busy at work and running around shops trying to guess what people want.

 

[boxedjoy]

in fact as an adult it's so odd to me that it's seen as strange that I have zero interest in it, because as soon as I stepped out of the celebrations to do my own thing, I realised just exhausting and draining and dismal the whole routine really is

 

[mvuent]

merry christmas lads

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm hearing this in the style of this is JAAAM HOT! from Dub Be Good To Me

That's the point!

 

[Mr. Tea]

What you drinking tea. Fucking drink. Get a fuckimg drink down you

Freixenet

 

[Mr. Tea]

I have assimilated, to a degree. I obey 85% of your laws, pay taxes to your govt, but at the family home the old gods and languages still reign freely.

Notional obeisance to Winterfell, two fingers up at the Iron Throne. The blood of the First Men flows in @WashYourHands's veins!

 

[WashYourHands]

Hail the true King of the North

 

[luka]

On the prosecco now. Target is to drink bottle in 15 minutes

 

[luka]

All drinking is a competition. RIP Legowelt.

 

[catalog]

Watching the talented Mr Ripley. Might do cold mountain next. Minghella, died too soon.