Will Trump smash up the White House?

[martin]

Donald's buckled loafer crashing down on the White House toilet seats, snapping them clean off their hinges, before he smashes all the windows in the West Wing with a golf club. Barron carving USA into the Oval Office desk, then coating his BMX wheels in black paint and pushing the bike up and down the walls. Melania setting the bathtubs to overflow, depositing tiny fragments of mashed-up prawn in the folds of the curtains, and scrawling I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U? in lipstick on Washington's portrait. Biden and his wife stepping onto a spongy, sodden carpet as nervous kitchen staff announce that somebody's poured Dettol all over the food supplies.

Or do you think he'll just leave quietly?

 

[version]

I reckon he'll steal something, maybe scuff a door or skirting board, but that's about it.

 

[luka]

 

[WashYourHands]

I think we're up to it, sub-contract the job out, we have the form for it just look at those elbows and fires

 

[IdleRich]

Donald's buckled loafer crashing down on the White House toilet seats, snapping them clean off their hinges, before he smashes all the windows in the West Wing with a golf club. Barron carving USA into the Oval Office desk, then coating his BMX wheels in black paint and pushing the bike up and down the walls. Melania setting the bathtubs to overflow, depositing tiny fragments of mashed-up prawn in the folds of the curtains, and scrawling I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U? in lipstick on Washington's portrait. Biden and his wife stepping onto a spongy, sodden carpet as nervous kitchen staff announce that somebody's poured Dettol all over the food supplies.

Or do you think he'll just leave quietly?

I've seen a lot of people saying that they should count the silverware... but conversely (or is it inversely? Or probably neither, just differently) I've seen others saying just fucking let the bast take whatever he can fit in his tiny little hands as long as he fucks off and doesn't come back. The only thing they seem to be bothered about is the Resolute Desk - which he's already desecrated of course by using it to hawk cheap Mexican food.
What is it with the desk? Why is it called Resolute? How long has it been there, does it have a long and stored history going back to when Abraham Lincoln fought off the English navy by riding it into the ocean, or is it one of those things like the ravens in the Tower of London which - according to legend - have to stay there or else London will collapse... even though they were actually introduced in 1967 or something?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Donald's buckled loafer crashing down on the White House toilet seats, snapping them clean off their hinges, before he smashes all the windows in the West Wing with a golf club. Barron carving USA into the Oval Office desk, then coating his BMX wheels in black paint and pushing the bike up and down the walls. Melania setting the bathtubs to overflow, depositing tiny fragments of mashed-up prawn in the folds of the curtains, and scrawling I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U? in lipstick on Washington's portrait. Biden and his wife stepping onto a spongy, sodden carpet as nervous kitchen staff announce that somebody's poured Dettol all over the food supplies.

Or do you think he'll just leave quietly?

This, except it's Eric carving into the desk, and he's mis-spelled 'USA'.

 

[Leo]

Wouldn't surprise me if he went to Mar-a-Lago for Xmas and never returns to the White House. Washington is enemy territory and of no value to him anymore. And he's certainly not doing any actual work anymore, so why even bother and leave warm Florida?

 

[luka]

Someone was supposed have smashed it up. It was either Clinton or Bush. Can't remember which.

 

[IdleRich]

Someone was supposed have smashed it up. It was either Clinton or Bush. Can't remember which.

They didn't do a very good job of it obviously.
Who was the British outgoing Chancellor who said "sorry about the mess old boy" leaving it deliberately vague as to whether he was talking about the office or the economy?

 

[WashYourHands]

Florida leaves the union 2024

 

[Leo]

not a minute too soon.

the reason "Florida man" exists is because nutjobs all over the country keep heading south, and that's where they run out of road, can't go any further and collect like loose hairs in the bathtub drain.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Florida leaves the union 2024

FLEXIT has a certain ring to it. Lithe. Muscular.