Terminator Is Out There

[luka]

'Luka' grabbing my shoulder 'get a load of those bazungas!'

 

[WashYourHands]

Would you like to play a game (rhetorical question)

WarGames (1983) ⭐ 7.1 | Action, Drama, Sci-Fi

1h 54m | PG

www.imdb.com

 

[woops]

Commando is on

 

[luka]

Commando is on

Me too

 

[luka]

They've just Uzi-ed a cunt down in the first 30 seconds. This is going to be gooooood!

 

[woops]

it starts with 2 scenes of gratuitous violence, i thought if it's like this all the way through it's gonna be incredible. but arnie's daughter appeared so i suppose there will be a human element.

 

[luka]

A minute in a cunts been mown down by automobile

 

[luka]

Fuck arnies biceps! Music is great. And he's got a chainsaw

 

[luka]

No violence for ages now this film is shit

 

[luka]

I thought he was going to chainsaw a cunts face up

 

[luka]

This is going to be much better than Rambo I can tell

 

[muser]

Showgirls, in preparation for his groundbreaking essay.

I started watching it on Sunday night and was impressed with how bad it really was. Any bits with dancing are brilliant it's like when David lynch tries to be funny.

 

[muser]

 

[luka]

Commando is ten million times better than Rambo. This is a masterpiece.

 

[woops]

according to this lovingly compiled chart, the work of a real cinephile, death tolls hit a peak in the mid-noughts and the 1980s are surprisingly under-represented.

 

[craner]

according to this lovingly compiled chart, the work of a real cinephile, death tolls hit a peak in the mid-noughts and the 1980s are surprisingly under-represented.

I can totally believe this, although I'm surprised it hasn't continued accelerating. You watch something like Hostel and it's much more horrible than most of the old Video Nasties.

 

[craner]

I'm sure I put Commando near the top of my Arnie list. Maybe just below Kindergarten Cop, I can't remember. I'm sure version will know.

 

[craner]

There aren't that many people killed in Hostel though. It's just that the deaths you do see are much more graphic.

OK, but you know what I mean, right, more bodies, more graphic, whatever. I'm an expert in grim Italian horror movies but Hostel II made me feel like disinfecting myself.

 

[craner]

Probably the Japanese top all the movie body counts anyway.

 

[IdleRich]

Commando is on

Been watching these Ugandan films with the MC hype man over the top... when like the first action scene kicks in and people start getting killed or whatever he always goes "Yes! Da movie is on!"