Children

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Are you happy you have them?

Ok don't lie now, you're probably not happy, they take all your time, you resent them terribly. Tell it to Spendy now so he never wastes his time with those dreadful little creatures
 

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I would like to raise a prodigy

BUT i would not like to raise a vegetable

and it could go either way!
 

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one day I makea choice to jerk it into the sink instead og giving it to my beloved wife, and my ultimate creation just dribbles down the sink all sad. opver some girl;s ass!
 

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OR i give it to her but its the worst kid ever I regret it forever complete pile of shit no redeemable qualities nothing worth living for no respect for his parents. it's all just luck! like The Prestige.
 

linebaugh

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I had an ex who after we broke up dated a dude who would drink his own nut to retain power. He was the smartest man in the world
 
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