What's In BoxedJoys Takeaway?

luka

Well-known member
I am sure it's sweet and sour chicken
One rice
Veg spring rolls (dipping sauce included)
Chips
Curry sauce
Prawn crackers come free
 

luka

Well-known member
Slow, Cold, Awful
There are not many chinese restaurants to choose from in Renfrew so we have had the displeasure of using Lomond House on more than one occasion (we have since started going several miles away for a decent chinese take-away).

Anytime we call the staff are really rude and rarely take the call straight off...they usually just pass on and answer the other line and leave you hanging.

Delivery times average between 1 1/2 hours to 3 hours....I live an 8 minute walk away.

The food is OK at best maybe a 5/10 - just not worth it.

if you are thinking about going here - DON'T!!!!
 

luka

Well-known member
Maybe the

Ultimate Sharing Combo​

Mozzarella sticks, crispy chicken bites, breaded garlic mushrooms, jalapeno popper, chips & garlic bread. Served with all 4 different dips

from

The Lounge by the Clyde​

 

luka

Well-known member
Some good options here tbf

Loaded Fries​

Spanish Fries​

Smothered in melted cheddar, topped with red onion & diced chorizo.
£5.00

Scottish Fries​

Smothered in melted mozzarella, topped with bacon & haggis.
£5.00

Italian Fries​

Smothered in melted mozzarella, topped with rich napoli pizza sauce & pepperoni.
£5.00

Mexican Fries​

Smothered in melted mozzarella, topped with red onion, peppers, jalapenos, fresh chillies & a dusting of cajun spice.
£5.00

Mac N Bacon Fries​

Chips topped with creamy macaroni cheese & bacon.
£5.00

Dirty Garlic Bread​

Spanish Dirty Garlic Bread​

Smothered in melted cheddar, topped with red onion & diced chorizo.
£5.00

Scottish Dirty Garlic Bread​

Smothered in melted mozzarella, topped with bacon & haggis.
£5.00

Italain Dirty Garlic Bread​

Smothered in melted mozzarella, topped with rich napoli pizza sauce & pepperoni.
£5.00

Mexican Dirty Garlic Bread​

Smothered in melted mozzarella, topped with red onion, peppers, jalapenos, fresh chillies & a dusting of cajun spice.
£5.00

Mac N Bacon Garlic Bread​

Garlic bread topped with creamy macaroni cheese & bacon.
£5.00

Sides​

 

luka

Well-known member

10" Munchy Box​

10" pizza box filled with mixed pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, onion rings, pitta bread & a can of juice.
£8.95

12" Munchy Box​

12" pizza box filled with mixed pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, pitta bread & a can of juice.
£12.95

16" Munchy Box​

16" pizza box filled with mixed pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, 4 sauces, salad, onion rings, nan bread & a large bottle of juice.
£15.95

Grill Box​

10" pizza box filled with chicken tikka, lamb tikka, donner meat, chicken chaat, seekh kebab, chips, salad & sauce.
£9.95

Starters​

 

luka

Well-known member

Real Fried Food Meal Deal​

Sausage supper, hamburger supper, black pudding or haggis supper & 2ltr of juice.
With Haggis£14.49
With Black Pudding£14.49

Chippy Box Special​

12" Box filled with 2 sausages, 2 hamburgers, black pudding or haggis, steak pie or mince pie, slice of fish & chips.
£20.99

Mixed Deal​

Includes 3 pieces of fried chicken, portion of garlic bread, onion rings, jalapeño bombs, chicken nuggets, chicken strips, mixed pakora, 2 sausages & 2ltr bottle of juice.
 

luka

Well-known member
What I'm impressed with are the cultural mashups this part of Scotland inspires

12" Pizza with any 2 toppings, vegetable pakora, donner kebab, poppadoms, spiced onions & can of juice.£12.50

Wish 2​

16" Pizza with any 2 toppings, mixed pakora, donner kebab, chips, poppadoms, spiced onions & bottle of juice.
£16.95

Family Meal​

Any 16" pizza from the menu, 2 chips, 2 garlic bread, donner meat, onion rings, 2 sauces & bottle of juice.
£18.50

Party Meal​

16" Box filled with any 4 burgers, 2 chips, garlic bread, onion rings, chicken nuggets, chicken pakora, 4 sauces, salad & 2ltr bottle of juice.
£18.95

Pick & Mix​

Any 10" pizza, large donner kebab, any curry with rice or nan bread, chicken or mixed pakora.
 

suspended

Well-known member
I snowshoed over to Angler's Haven the other day to have some pizza and cocktails. 12" radius, thick crust, pesto with feta, onions and peppers, wild rice, parmesan topping.
 

luka

Well-known member

Munchy Boxes​


Munchy Box For 1​

7" Pizza box filled with chips, mixed pakora, chicken chaat & donner meat with a choice of pakora or donner sauce.
£6.95

Munchy Box For 2​

10" Pizza box filled with chips, mixed pakora, chicken chaat & donner meat with a tub of pakora or donner sauce.
£8.95

Munchy Box For 3​

12" Pizza box filled with chips, mixed pakora, chicken chaat, donner meat & garlic chicken with a tub of pakora sauce, donner sauce or garlic sauce.
£12.95

European Munchy Box​

10" Pizza box filled with chips, scampi, fish fingers, onion rings, chicken nuggets, salad & a can of juice.
£7.50
 

luka

Well-known member
These are the most avant garde takeaway menus I've ever seen this cunts spoiled for choice. It's shit round here. £10 for a designer vegeburger.

Munchie Box​

Onion rings, chips, fritters, donner meat, chicken pakora, vegetable pakora, garlic mushrooms, salad, sauces and two cans of juice.
10"£8.99
12"£11.99

10" Chippy Munchie Box​

One black pudding, one haggis, one sausage, quarter pizza crunch, fritters, chips, curry sauce, gravy and two pickled onions.
£8.99

12" Chippy Munchie Box​

Quarter fried pizza, quarter pizza crunch, one black pudding, one haggis, one sausage, one smoked sausage, one hamburger, fritters, chips, curry sauce, gravy and four pickled onions.
 
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