What's In BoxedJoys Takeaway?

luka

Well-known member
in the end i ate a whole packet of frozen oven bake hash browns with a tin of baked beans on top and loads of grated cheese.
it was the cold that made me do it.
 

woops

is not like other people
someone i know got a jacket potato at a greasy spoon recently and i could barey conceal my horror when it came - brown bowl of paste with weird tentacular fronds arising from the gigantic whole - looked like an alien nemesis
 

woops

is not like other people
fortunately my companion seized the initiative. she devoured it and earth is safe from this horror - for now
 

catalog

Well-known member
HVJh3NL.jpg
 

luka

Well-known member
Huge order for one skinny lad, a lady and a small dog. You must be hungry. Good price though.
 

catalog

Well-known member
I wish I was skinny. We always over order so we've enough for breakfast. Dog doesn't get any, but he did lick my popadum.
 

catalog

Well-known member
I don't have hair growing out of ears and nose, and the truth is I've been z bit pusdgy ever since being a teenager, I'm just so small so people think I'm thin as well. At certain odd times in my life, like when I was at uni, when I was working as a hospital porter, when I first quit booze and did some running, I somehow kept it down and could have been comfortably described as slim. But that thing version wrote in witness the fitness thread, thin fat of something? That's me I think
 

luka

Well-known member
You're lucky with the hairs. I've asked everyone I know who's my age that question and they've all said yes. Mad professor eyebrows too.
 

martin

----
Been spared ear hair for now (need something to look forward to when I hit 50) but I've been getting rogue 'spider leg' eyebrow hairs for the past couple of years. Not so bad with the nose hair, but I do stick scissors up my nostrils for a quick snip every now and then.
 

Benny Bunter

Well-known member
Got the nose hair problem but ears not yet thank god. What do early developers do with ear hairs? trim them or pluck them?

More worrying to me is the faint nicotine stain appearing on one finger which seems impervious to scrubbing with soap and water, urgh.
 

Benny Bunter

Well-known member
So do I sometimes but they're quite hard to get a hold of. I tend to just stick the edge of my beard trimmer up my nose
 

william_kent

Well-known member
Got the nose hair problem but ears not yet thank god. What do early developers do with ear hairs? trim them or pluck them?

More worrying to me is the faint nicotine stain appearing on one finger which seems impervious to scrubbing with soap and water, urgh.

scrub with toothpaste to remove nicotine stains

someone who worked at a mail order place once told me that ear & nose trimmers were the only items that were never returned after xmas - they always find a home
 
Top