If you had to live with a clone of yourself

[Corpsey]

How long do you think it would be before you started fantasising about killing them? And what would be the stuff that made you feel homicidal?

 

[luka]

I'd love it. But Jack would you wank each other off? Yes or no?

 

[Corpsey]

I was going to say no way but I happen to know that guy gives a good handjob

 

[Corpsey]

And also I'd definitely take a bj off the guy cos if it's your clone its definitely not gay

 

[Corpsey]

I wouldn't want to blow myself though cos I've not got a nice cock really

I'd have to make sure my clone showered properly for once

 

[Corpsey]

But eventually the clone and I would fall into mutual accusation

"no wonder you can't get a girlfriend, you're 69ing with your own clone ffs!"

 

[Corpsey]

What would be cool would be you could make the clone do 4 hours of your 8 hour shift every day.

 

[luka]

What would you say is wrong with your penis Jack?

 

[Corpsey]

Nothing wrong with it really it's just not an attractive prospect to stick in my mouth.

 

[Leo]

lock thread.

 

[luka]

Oh right. It's not disfigured in any way?

 

[Corpsey]

The clones voice would do my head in, and even worse knowing that it's my voice too. And I'd be looking at the clone thinking jesus look at you, you fat troll. Look how you smile, absolutely contemptible.

 

[Corpsey]

I was going for something highbrow here if you can believe that.

For the record I've nothing against any sexual practices not involving me or a clone of myself.

 

[Corpsey]

But maybe eventually I'd feel compassion for the clone. Or the clone would make me laugh, and I'd think, this clone isn't so bad after all and by extension neither am I.

This is like the plot for a great movie (maybe leaving out the 69ing).

 

[Corpsey]

A script tarkovsky had in his drawer, never filmed, sadly.

 

[luka]

I'd like it if we all lived together in one big mansion with a pool.

 

[luka]

The dissensus fun house.

 

[Corpsey]

Like influencers.

Except all middle aged and never doing anything fun.

 

[woops]

my clone would be doing eight hours of my eight hour shift and housework besides

 

[luka]

The clones voice would do my head in, and even worse knowing that it's my voice too. And I'd be looking at the clone thinking jesus look at you, you fat troll. Look how you smile, absolutely contemptible.

But maybe eventually I'd feel compassion for the clone. Or the clone would make me laugh, and I'd think, this clone isn't so bad after all and by extension neither am I.

This is like the plot for a great movie (maybe leaving out the 69ing).

I'll definitely compile this in the best of Corpsey; observations, quips and stray thoughts.