If you had to live with a clone of yourself

constant escape

winter withered, warm
I'd up the ante. Who here could live with multiple clones of themselves? I'd love it, as far as I can tell. We'd self-assemble into a decentralized commune, yet also preserve the individualism. So long as I don't bother me, and me don't bother I, which I don't think we'd have a tough time with.

We'd finally be able to arbitrate our specialization, rather than each of us preserving all our own options. I will handle the architectural/environmental efforts, while I step up the microgreens game, all while I continue to extract the Word from apeiron. Ready? Break.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I unconsciously nicked that hilarious Mask joke from The Simpsons

Homer : I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I'm sleep deprived today. I went to bed at 10pm and didn't go to sleep til 3am.

At about 2am I cracked and had my first wank of the year. Then the second this morning.

I'm determined to get my house in order this evening.
 

luka

Well-known member
That's why you're subdued now. You've given away you're essence. Squandered it.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
It was a combination of factors

1. I had finished work at 5.30 for once and after a stressful day it ended up being alright
2. I had slept from 10 to 8.30am on Sunday night, so was uncharacteristically really well rested
3. I had eaten some fish pie
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I unconsciously nicked that hilarious Mask joke from The Simpsons
There is a joke like that in Spaced (I think) where they're trying to think of the film where Gerard Depardiou goes to the US and is trying to get the thing that lets you stay there. I can't remember how they do it but it hinges on the fact that both the thing and the film are called Green Card.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
In the book of Red Dwarf (and possibly the series) there is a bit where Rimmer creates a clone of himself to provide a more erudite, intelligent and less disgusting companion than Lister. The idea of the story is that Rimmer believes that he is a nice guy and assumes that they will form a perfect team - but of course we all know that he's a total arsehole and that it is inevitable that they will hate each other cos a) Rimmer hates everyone and b) everyone hates Rimmer. The bit that stuck in my mind is where Rimmer inevitably ends up in a position in which he is lying to Lister, pretending that they are getting along perfectly but then the cloned Rimmer shouts something to him while he is in the middle of claiming that it's all peachy and he is unable to prevent himself from responding by shouting "Shut your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum" - a particularly vicious and graphic insult that gives a fairly strong clue that possibly things are not working out quite as well as implied.
 

martin

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I'd up the ante. Who here could live with multiple clones of themselves? I'd love it, as far as I can tell. We'd self-assemble into a decentralized commune, yet also preserve the individualism

I kinda like the idea of an army of me marching into town (over a Burundi drumming soundtrack). But the thought of it's also making me sick - can imagine a mass brawl before we even got out of the door.
 
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