A Lamentable Career: Craner's Guide to Oliver Stone

luka

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My wanks are split fairly evenly between porn and my imagination. Porn consistently goes to places my imagination either wouldn't dare to or care to. That's why I think it's evil. In my experience, being aroused morally disarms you to an extent. In the horny wank state you no longer care about the morality of what you're doing. That's why the classic modern wank experience is closing 52 tabs of disgusting bestial filth after you've spunked in your hands.
 

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should there be a deadline, like 1 week

should there be a coinflip to see who goes first and who follows

it should be fair is what i'm saying, I wanna make sure craner gets every advantage, we could even give me a handicap maybe?
 

luka

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should there be a deadline, like 1 week

should there be a coinflip to see who goes first and who follows

it should be fair is what i'm saying, I wanna make sure craner gets every advantage, we could even give him a handicap maybe?
It's an interesting project because you basically are him when he was your age. Exact same personality.
 

luka

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I thought Craner was born grown-up
You must be joking. Check out his performance here aged 26/27. Pure Gus.

 

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Fellow Dissensians,

From your lengthy proximity to his ways, do you think Craner a man of honor, who will observe a challenge? Follow through on it, as is good and proper for a man of conduct, or neglect it, as one without spine or character might?
 

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Hard to say. He's a blood-drinking sadist, but he did actually do a top 100.
We wait with bated breath.
 

luka

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his essays take him months to write in any case. he slaves over them.
 

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How about a speedrun Craner old buddy we give em all we got til tomorrow morning and then our fellow Dissensians will judge
 

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Just kidding! I am committed to altruistically increasing the world's share of Showgirls knowledge! Scholars will look back at this thread as the date Showgirls studies starts!
 
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