Getting to know you part 1

[shiels]

Very similar to @WashYourHands on first few actually. Ireland's west coast has 3 mentions here

 

[WashYourHands]

Elbow bump

 

[craner]

Very overrated, Ireland.

 

[luka]

Very overrated, Ireland.

I love Craner's contempt for Ireland and the Irish. Very overrated people.

 

[luka]

Shiels is from Belfast so I don't include him in that obviously. Shiels is not overrated.

 

[sus]

Who is your hero?
Yehuda Alharizi
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
the Mediterranean
What is your biggest fear?
low sperm count
What would you change about yourself if you could?
Perfect skin
What really makes you angry?
the nickname Gus
What motivates you to work hard?
Immortality
What is your favorite thing about Craner?
His Bryan Ferry swagger. His impeccable writing. Where to start
What is your biggest complaint about your job?
I wish I was learning more from senior coders
What is your proudest accomplishment?
Once in high school I really really wanted to cheat on my girlfriend and it was the perfect opportunity she was so beautiful I was in the prime of my youth there were no do-overs it was now or never I stayed faithful​

 

[sus]

I made these red white and blue to show off my patriotic spirit​

 

[luka]

@Corpsey answer the fucking questions

 

[shiels]

Very overrated, Ireland.

where did you go?

 

[luka]

it's overrated that's why he's never been.

 

[Corpsey]

It's called getting to know you not getting to know me.

 

[luka]

He's got beautiful rivers and hills and rain and alcoholics right where he is in Wales

 

[sus]

Attenborough

Every time I watch his docs I think, this is my true calling. Swimming among sea turtles. I would be the best at it, the very best.​

 

[shiels]

it's overrated that's why he's never been.

Like you he's probably been to Dublin not Ireland.

 

[luka]

What's wrong with your skin Gus?

 

[sus]

I still have to wash my face every night with a nice cream or I get zits! I hate it!

 

[luka]

Oh, that's not bad I assumed you were horribly disfigured

 

[version]

He looks like Freddy Krueger's pancreas.

 

[shiels]

I've got psoriasis pretty bad. Mental skin is good for character. Especially helpful if you're really good looking like me

 

[luka]

He looks like Freddy Krueger's pancreas.

Remember when Barty accused you of having excema cos you like autechre?