What countries do you crush on?

shakahislop

Well-known member
I wish I could be a fly on the wall whenever someone who's invested all their hopes and dreams on living in a foreign country moves there and progressively realises that it was never the country they lived in that was a problem, it was them, and there's not a flight you can take to ever get away from yourself, you pathetic worm.

Although actually it wouldn't really be funny unless I was watching myself do it.
do you want me to start posting my diaries
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Although I never really imagined moving to Holland or anything I certainly have had a crush on Holland, specifically Amsterdam in the past.

Yes, there is the most obvious reason for this (freedaweed), but there's also my various encounters with dutch people in my late teens and early 20s that convinced me they were the most friendly, good looking and weed-positive people I had ever met.

Not grasping, back then, that I would be a misshapen dwarf amongst high elves there. They'd be knocking me over with their bikes, accidentally, thinking they must have hit a squirrel.
The food's terrible and, if you're anything like me, you'd find yourself badly missing hills. Even London is mountainous by comparison.
 
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