The Great British Wank Bank

[luka]

hes gone to bed

 

[william_kent]

hes gone to bed

real sex guys are always in bed but they never sleep

 

[Mr. Tea]

hes nobbed men, women, animals, young, old, he literally just has to stick it in to find peace. i really respect it but people think they're sex guys and i have to say, with respect, no. a real sex guy, its a burden, almost a curse, certainly a responsibility.

Comment pls, @woops

 

[IdleRich]

me, william kent, idle rich, we're what you call drug guys. we dont mind sex, so long as we've taken drugs first. otherwise, take it or leave it. its a different category.

It's actually true. Maybe a couple of times accidentally found myself in a situation where I was sort of going with two girls at once and it was a fucking nightmare, just couldn't deal with the lies and the dodging around. Like being in a taxi with one having to pick something up from the other one's house but somehow stopping them from meeting or even seeing each other. It broke me, then I get home to my flatmate (Sebley) and he tells me he's shagged seven women that day - he's moaning about this one who made him wear a condom, I'm thinking maybe she's got a point.

 

[IdleRich]

I remember was with a friend and we went to someone's house and for some reason Sebley joined us there. He said "oh I've been here, I fucked some girl in that shower". Why, how, when?

 

[IdleRich]

For those who know him (@woops maybe?) Charles is the worst. When I visit him in Paris we go to a party - in fact more like a small gathering - he says to me "I've slept with nine of the women here" a minute later after a few more arrivals "now it's eleven". The weird thing though, he could come to London, Lisbon, anywhere probably and you're walking down the street with him and he'll be pointing out people he's knobbed. All round the world serial shagger.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Adam West was a legendary shagger, and on one occasion he and the actor who played The Riddler got invited to an orgy at a swank Hollywood mansion. They decided it would be even more fun if they got into character, so they started reciting their lines from the show while they were at it with these various women, until the guy hosting the orgy got pissed off at them for not taking it seriously and threw them out.

 

[woops]

can't believe the scandalous untruths being aired in this thread. anyone who knows me will assure you I'm a very uxorious man, scrupulously monogamous. never had a "wank" much less a shag whatever that means.

 

[Mr. Tea]

can't believe the scandalous untruths being aired in this thread. anyone who knows me will assure you I'm a very uxorious man, scrupulously monogamous. never had a "wank" much less a shag whatever that means.

Sorry @woops, but it's now officially luka-true that you've done it with countless women, men and even animals.