The Great British Wank Bank

[sadmanbarty]

I’m trying to figure out the politics of these wankers. Version, what are your brothers politics? What’s his opinion on the EU?

outright apolitical?

 

[version]

Which brother?

 

[sadmanbarty]

Which brother?

The one who had a fight with a crocodile and goes dogging and has a frie d who makes dragon-themed dildos.

 

[version]

Only one of those things is true and he doesn't care about politics.

 

[sadmanbarty]

Only one of those things is true and he doesn't care about politics.

Would he find something like this funny?

 

[version]

Nah, not at all. He probably doesn't even know who Jacob Rees-Mogg is.

 

[sadmanbarty]

Maybe ask him to come do a q and a on this thread tomorrow so we can get to the bottom of this.

 

[sadmanbarty]

Thirdform’s “baked bean cum” is obviously a big part of this.

thank kind of Harry hill talking about fish fingers and potato faces quality to it.

it’s a domesticated, everyday sexuality. It has no higher purpose- love, sensuality, ego, ejaculatory transcendence- it’s reduced the orgasm to its most uninspiring.

 

[sadmanbarty]

An idea cited by Alan Moore as being important for from helm is the notion that “to solve a murder, you must solve the whole society in which it took place in first”.

this is that, but for wanking.

 

[sadmanbarty]

this is a loose adaptation of version’s life if I recall correctly. Very much gets to the heart of this thread.

 

[sadmanbarty]

Thirdform’s “baked bean cum” is obviously a big part of this.

also the insinuation of flatulence, another traditional provincial pastime

 

[version]

i can't help but infuse tea's sexuality with his dinner of the day entries. bloated sex with casserole farts flying out of all sorts of orifices, mushroom pate still on your finger tips.

 

[sus]

Bad thread. Take it to fourchan barty

 

[sadmanbarty]

I suppose this is the world autecher were escaping from. The music rejects sexuality because provincial sexuality is so repugnant to two clever, sensitive lads like themselves.

idm- I don’t masturbatetodaytimetv

 

[sus]

Barty I wanted to like you but this, this is filth, this is impotence

 

[sus]

Can we hear your opinions on Dido? As a singer, not as a sexual object.

 

[sadmanbarty]

Can we hear your opinions on Dido? As a singer, not as a sexual object.

I like the handful of hits she had in the day

 

[sus]

No, tell us about Zen Buddhism and ego death in the context of "Life for Rent"

 

[sadmanbarty]

No, tell us about Zen Buddhism and ego death in the context of "Life for Rent"

I don’t know. I like that song a lot though.

 

[sus]