Corpsey

call me big papa
Fucking hell I opened that 'hornywanks' twitter and he's full on wanking onto a newspaper in the top tweet.

I didn't know you could get away with that on twitter.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
I did think corpsey might know something about this thread too, but thought he’s too depraved. I’d imagine looking through his porn history is like opening up the gates of hell.

there’s a strange infantilism to this type of sexuality- obviously the preference for mums, but also the preference for former children’s tv hosts (holly willoughby, kat deely). It’s like if you have a 5 year old the sexuality of a fully grown man.

The only knowledge of the world is acquired through the tv.
I wonder if in this era of freely accessible porn, the porn stars are actually less sexy than some figure of mainstream wholesomeness on TV who you can only imagine is depraved in private?

Obviously I'm a porn addict (like most people to a greater or lesser extent these days, I suppose) but I've often thought it's interesting that the more explicit porn gets the less arousing I find it. (The slightly more extreme "end" of this is camera shots of gaping anuses etc.) The more room for imagination there is the sexier it is.

Another half baked bean theorem - these newsreaders/tv presenters are somehow emblematic of women being professionally successful and respected, and therefore hornywanks, 18, living his presumably squalid life, feels empowered by bringing them down a peg or two wanking over a picture of them in the Sun. I know I do!
 

thirdform

Well-known member
"No romance without finance"
"Cause nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin"

This is the beginning of a theory of neoliberalism. We can cite anthropologist Laura Betzig: "In short, reproductive inequality implies economic inequality. At the same time, economic inequality implies political inequality.”

Cmon. Pick up the baton Barty.

So you're arguing Dido is a conformist neoliberal? Good boy.

What about the non-conformist ones?



Do you heathen infidels even have joyriding over there. Or are you still stuck in 1977 j.g. ballard wanking over velvet car seats.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
"I've decided that to mix things up I am going to aim for as close to 1,000 loads in me in 2021 alone. Yeah that's an average of almost 3 a day I know, but this time I'll count them down my throat and if a guy loads me two or more times, I will count each one as a unique load in me."

It's good to have goals
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Which all plays into our sexuality. I assume Britain’s one of the most sexually liberated places on earth- it certainly doesn’t have America’s puritanical, or clinical streak to it- and that I suppose comes from our fundamental acknowledgment we’re all just farting, gross sex fiends- nothing more than that.
I remember my friend saying that his favourite girls were Swedes cos they are dirty... I said "Aren't British girls dirty?" and he said "Yeah, but they're ugly".
 

WashYourHands

Well-known member
@thirdform Gus needs a weekend of utter debauchery over here. Squat juiced floors, jumping in a transit for a rig pounding somewhere unknown until dawn, fed acid and other warp drive compounds. A Sunday afternoon where he plateaus to an old Weatherall mix on a sofa full of casualties and if he becomes coherent another blotter to swarm the infested brain

Purge the Fratellis and mandolin wank. Then on Monday morning, leave him alone with S Reid on the box

Job done
 

thirdform

Well-known member
Guess I was too old.

It's ok I never watched them as a kid either, in fact I used to throw my packed lunchbox (cos noone's payin for school meals) at anyone who used to force me to watch them, now they are all fresh meat lads whilst I have ascended to gnostic bisexual level, go figure.
 
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