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WashYourHands

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YOU CANNOT EXPECT ME TO DANCE WITH THAT DEGREE OF SUB STANDARD FARCE, MR TEA, OR I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THE DARK GODS....WITH ONE HUNDRED CLIPPERS BOUND INTO A CULLING TORCH SABRE

THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL I PROCEED TO DOG
 
One thing I've noticed at megalithic sites is that people very clearly still have a strong urge to leave votive offerings. Take a look into the cavities eroded into the surface of the stone and you'll invariably see that someone has recently placed something there - a button, a 2p, a bird's skull, a smooth pebble, a snail shell, a flower, a nut, a fungus...
My mates and I used to walk out to this crag to pick 'shrooms back in the day. We could never be arsed to walk all the way back though, we'd just call a taxi out to the middle of nowhere and say we were hiking or whatever. We found some horrible looking British porn on VHS in my mate's older brother's room once and decided to take it with us and leave it stood on top of a rock like a little monolith.
 

WashYourHands

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Found a jazz mag at a cairn near Mam Tor decades ago. Something like Escort, bad lingerie and blue eye-makeup days

It was celebrated trophy for a few years, traded, discarded, mini-biographies after a day out in the Peaks

A mate is doing (tricky currently) a book of aerial drone shots of megalithic sites, so many published get tied up in jargon, poor photographic printing and site reports from the era of Mortimer Wheeler. Not quite the same as the KLF phoning J Cope to say they’d bulldozed one of his favourite man-made landmarks
 
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