Bryan Ferry Fanfic Thread
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Leo
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none. back in the day, I was into 7" singles, think I picked up a few Roxy's that had non-LP b-sides.
IdleRich
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Was gonna say it's gone far without fox hunting coming up... I love Roxy but if someone mentions BF it's one of the first things that comes to my mind.... is he even into it or is it just his son?Just a bit disappointed that this thread doesn't contain fantasies of seamy home counties low toryism, arcane blood sports and lurid crypto-fascist haute couture
sufi
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I'd have thought the super models, 80's pop and countryside values would be ideal material for some Jilly Cooper style frolicking fiction
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“Brian… it’s funny… that I should see your face in these parts…”
“Yeah, Fripp and Bowie kicked me out of their limo for reasons I’d rather not disclose.” Eno shrugged. “Where are you headed off to?”
“Cardboard City… Phil is throwing a fabulous party… There’s sure to be lot’s of pretty… beautiful… ladies…” Ferry’s eyes glazed over and drool began flowing out of his mouth like waterfalls. Eno slapped him. “Oh yes… Where was I? Oh yeah… Brian, would you like to come?”
“Would I?”
And so Ferry and Eno set off on the highway together. Eno flipped down the sun visor so he could use the mirror while he did his makeup. “Hey Bryan?” He said, applying a coat of red lipstick.
“Can we stop somewhere to eat first?”
“Of course…”
Ferry pulled into the drive-thru of a nearby McCosmos. As they sat waiting for their food, Eno dabbed a bit of blue powder over his eyelids. Ferry stared at him with wanton lust. Eno looked… almost… womanly. Truth be told, he would make an ugly woman, but as a man, well, he was very pretty. Ferry felt his mind fog, his drool pooling out of his mouth.
“Bryan? Bryan?”
Ferry felt the sharp sting of a slap from Eno’s hand. “Bryan, you’re doing it again.
“Ah… Ouch…” Ferry rubbed his cheek.
“Thinking about women again?”
“Not… exactly…” Ferry inched closer to Eno, catching the scent of his perfume.
“Oh?” Eno’s lips curled into a smile.
“Yeah, Fripp and Bowie kicked me out of their limo for reasons I’d rather not disclose.” Eno shrugged. “Where are you headed off to?”
“Cardboard City… Phil is throwing a fabulous party… There’s sure to be lot’s of pretty… beautiful… ladies…” Ferry’s eyes glazed over and drool began flowing out of his mouth like waterfalls. Eno slapped him. “Oh yes… Where was I? Oh yeah… Brian, would you like to come?”
“Would I?”
And so Ferry and Eno set off on the highway together. Eno flipped down the sun visor so he could use the mirror while he did his makeup. “Hey Bryan?” He said, applying a coat of red lipstick.
“Can we stop somewhere to eat first?”
“Of course…”
Ferry pulled into the drive-thru of a nearby McCosmos. As they sat waiting for their food, Eno dabbed a bit of blue powder over his eyelids. Ferry stared at him with wanton lust. Eno looked… almost… womanly. Truth be told, he would make an ugly woman, but as a man, well, he was very pretty. Ferry felt his mind fog, his drool pooling out of his mouth.
“Bryan? Bryan?”
Ferry felt the sharp sting of a slap from Eno’s hand. “Bryan, you’re doing it again.
“Ah… Ouch…” Ferry rubbed his cheek.
“Thinking about women again?”
“Not… exactly…” Ferry inched closer to Eno, catching the scent of his perfume.
“Oh?” Eno’s lips curled into a smile.
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Ferry cupped Eno’s face and came in for a kiss. It caught Eno slightly off guard but he soon found himself melting from Ferry’s touch. A sharp rap on the window jolted him out of his happy place and he pushed Ferry away. Ferry rolled down the window and was greeted by the waitress, who was a true Planet Claire native with her computer monitor-like prosthetic head.
“Here’s your order sir, I hope I didn’t interrupt anything.” Her screen-eye winked.
Later, at the party...
“Brian… you must try this… punch… It’s quite… exquisite…”
“Hm?” Eno poured himself a glass. He raised it to his lips and sipped the sweet nectar. “Oh! This IS good.” He downed the whole glass in seconds while Ferry looked on. Ferry could feel a sudden stirring in his loins, that overwhelmed his mind and soul.
“Brian… I think that punch… is affecting me… in a certain way…”
“Oh?” Eno leaned closer. “I think it’s affecting me too…”
“Do you want to finish… what we started… in that drive-in…?”
“Oh yes.”
The two made pushed through the crowd, hands grabbing at coats, shirts, whatever they could grab a hold of, with plenty of quick but passionate kisses in between. They got a few looks from some people, a few raised eyebrows, but nothing serious. Not that they cared anyways.
They shambled upstairs and into a bedroom that was already being occupied by a pair of men who were dressed like bankers (quite out of place for a rock ‘n’ roll party…) making out on top of the bed.
“Here’s your order sir, I hope I didn’t interrupt anything.” Her screen-eye winked.
Later, at the party...
“Brian… you must try this… punch… It’s quite… exquisite…”
“Hm?” Eno poured himself a glass. He raised it to his lips and sipped the sweet nectar. “Oh! This IS good.” He downed the whole glass in seconds while Ferry looked on. Ferry could feel a sudden stirring in his loins, that overwhelmed his mind and soul.
“Brian… I think that punch… is affecting me… in a certain way…”
“Oh?” Eno leaned closer. “I think it’s affecting me too…”
“Do you want to finish… what we started… in that drive-in…?”
“Oh yes.”
The two made pushed through the crowd, hands grabbing at coats, shirts, whatever they could grab a hold of, with plenty of quick but passionate kisses in between. They got a few looks from some people, a few raised eyebrows, but nothing serious. Not that they cared anyways.
They shambled upstairs and into a bedroom that was already being occupied by a pair of men who were dressed like bankers (quite out of place for a rock ‘n’ roll party…) making out on top of the bed.
sus
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One stormy night, Bryan sat at the dining room table with Eddie Jobson, his new hire, sitting at the opposite end. Bryan had not taken the departure of Eno all that well to say the least. He had fallen into a deep depression, drinking and trying to forget all about him. But now he had his replacement, so young and wide-eyed. He looked like a tiny fawn. And those cheekbones, by GOD, those cheekbones were to DIE for.
He had to have him. He had to.
Bryan could sense that Eddie was maybe a bit uncomfortable by the candlelit dinner. It did seem a bit overboard. But Bryan knew how to turn on that classic Ferry Charm that would put his mind at ease.
“So… Eddie… How’s your sex life…?” Just saying the word ‘sex’ was enough to make Bryan horny. After all, he was the most sexual man in the universe.
Eddie, a bit taken aback by the question, tried to think of what to say. “Well, I had a girlfriend, but she broke up with me.”
“Ah, heartbreak… It is quite a tragedy… when a man… loses his lady…” Ferry began thinking of Eno, and a single tear rolled down his cheek.
“Oh, it’s no big deal. Besides, now I can experiment more, and try different things.” Eddie fumbled with his fork, trying to muster the courage to say what he needed to say. “To be honest, I’ve been feeling a bit bi-curious, lately.”
“Oh… Well, you’ve come to the right place… because I too have… homosexual tendancies…”
“Oh my god,” Eddie said, a bit aroused. “Can we… Should we..?”
“Yes.” Bryan had already taken off his clothes, revealing his long, thick, hard man-meat.
Eddie just dropped his trousers and bent over the table. “Take me, Daddy.”
He had to have him. He had to.
Bryan could sense that Eddie was maybe a bit uncomfortable by the candlelit dinner. It did seem a bit overboard. But Bryan knew how to turn on that classic Ferry Charm that would put his mind at ease.
“So… Eddie… How’s your sex life…?” Just saying the word ‘sex’ was enough to make Bryan horny. After all, he was the most sexual man in the universe.
Eddie, a bit taken aback by the question, tried to think of what to say. “Well, I had a girlfriend, but she broke up with me.”
“Ah, heartbreak… It is quite a tragedy… when a man… loses his lady…” Ferry began thinking of Eno, and a single tear rolled down his cheek.
“Oh, it’s no big deal. Besides, now I can experiment more, and try different things.” Eddie fumbled with his fork, trying to muster the courage to say what he needed to say. “To be honest, I’ve been feeling a bit bi-curious, lately.”
“Oh… Well, you’ve come to the right place… because I too have… homosexual tendancies…”
“Oh my god,” Eddie said, a bit aroused. “Can we… Should we..?”
“Yes.” Bryan had already taken off his clothes, revealing his long, thick, hard man-meat.
Eddie just dropped his trousers and bent over the table. “Take me, Daddy.”
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sus
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WYH I linked that one already. It's a gem for sure tho!