The magic island


i may not actually be dumber bc i've always had other adults looking out for my mental but i would accept being dumber to spare the emotional weirdness/anxiety, the way it tries to prepare you for wagework


Can turn naughty
Loads of cool as fuck angsty youth ready to utterly eviscerate any threat to their right to party in the most righteous ways and dismiss anything remotely namby pamby e.g. TikTok challenges, episodes of Big Bang Theory or escape rooms