IdleRich
IdleRich
Yesterday we watched Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives in which the killer assumes the identity of each victim as he kills them - yet still manages to be incredibly predictable; today we watched The Bone Collector with, er, Angelina Jolie which is very stupid yet dull - and at the end she ends up with a man twenty years older than her who can only move his head.
Got us thinking about how serial killers always have to have a USP and films keep creating more and more stupid ones, and, as a corollary, what are the most ridiculous serial killer films?
So far we have an honorable mention for that Bruce Willis one where he is a psychiatrist (yeah Bruce Willis is a psychiatrist) and the murderer is one of his patients who is his lover but disguised as a boy. Actually there is another one with Willis when he's coastguard or something and he shags Sarah Jessica-Parker and she says "I gotta tell you something" and he says "I knew it, you used to be a man" - anyone know what I'm on about?
But the worst I know is called The Snowman and it's got Michael Fassbender and Val Kilmer except it was when VK had tongue cancer and couldn't talk and so his part is dubbed. Anyway the killer murders bad parents and builds a snowman outside his victims' houses - oh yeah it's in Norway so there is always snow. Or something.
Got us thinking about how serial killers always have to have a USP and films keep creating more and more stupid ones, and, as a corollary, what are the most ridiculous serial killer films?
So far we have an honorable mention for that Bruce Willis one where he is a psychiatrist (yeah Bruce Willis is a psychiatrist) and the murderer is one of his patients who is his lover but disguised as a boy. Actually there is another one with Willis when he's coastguard or something and he shags Sarah Jessica-Parker and she says "I gotta tell you something" and he says "I knew it, you used to be a man" - anyone know what I'm on about?
But the worst I know is called The Snowman and it's got Michael Fassbender and Val Kilmer except it was when VK had tongue cancer and couldn't talk and so his part is dubbed. Anyway the killer murders bad parents and builds a snowman outside his victims' houses - oh yeah it's in Norway so there is always snow. Or something.
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