Portugal taking the lead was totally against the run of play. When you are so dominant and yet somehow you go behind is exactly when I feel like the football gods are not smiling on you and you are certain to lose. And if it were England they would cave in at that point, but fair play, this was was like an old German team, they just rolled up their sleeves, said "fuck the gods and banged in a couple of goals".
Girlfriend had popped out to buy some fags and a large ceramic penis when the Portuguese goal went in and the woman in the shop gave her a celebratory ginja.