version or corpsey?


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    7
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version

Well-known member
Corpse was at the carvery and got a tap on the shoulder... "Excuse me, mate. Are you Corpsey of Dissensus fame? Can I get a quick pic? Cheers, mate. The family's never gonna believe this."
 

luka

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Corpse was at the carvery and got a tap on the shoulder... "Excuse me, mate. Are you Corpsey of Dissensus fame? Can I get a quick pic? Cheers, mate. The family's never gonna believe this."
thats basically the story i got told
 

luka

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as i was saying to barty london is very large for the likes of us, vast, but for people like corpsey and shiels its actually very small.
youre young, trendy and in a high income bracket. you have friends in common. you eat at the same carveries. you drink
at the same watering holes. you will bump heads sooner or later.
 

luka

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its interesting to me. i think Gus experienced this in New York didnt you. if youre like us, poor, no friends, youre anonymous, just another face in the big city, but for people like corpsey its a cosy and intimate place, almost like a village
 

version

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Totally. even in that picture, just because his right arm is cut off by the bottom of the pic, I am assuming that immediately below that it kinda curls round from the wrist and the fingers are lovingly wrapped around a sort of semi-hard (or semi-flaccid... or I suppose that's the same thing really?) dobber which has loads of red, sore patches on it and maybe even some missing skin or scabs and... actually I don't mean to be insulting or whatever, sorry Corpsey, I apologise, I got caught up in the moment....
Jesus, Rich.

:ROFLMAO:
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Jesus, Rich.
You think that was a bit mean? You're right, I am sorry Corpsey; Luka was saying all that stuff, basically egging me on and I got carried away, I really didn't mean to pile on, that kind of bullying is the worst and I feel truly guilty now. I know you would never do that (by which I mean get your penis out and start slowly and erotically caressing it and then stroking up and down the shaft and so on - possibly rolling back the foreskin, I dunno, depends if you are circumcised I guess. Although like I just said it wouldn't depend on that at all cos you definitely wouldn't do it) at a carvery, and definitely not at a finger buffet either I would assume. Also it was wrong of to imply that your old chap would be all manky like that with scabs and running sores and the like (in fact I didn't even mention running sores which is good cos I am sure that you don't have them) - I bet it's nice and clean and well maintained for maximum wanking pleasure. So, yeah, many apologies for that.
 

linebaugh

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yeah shiels said he tirned white as a ghost at first but later shiels worked his charm and corpsey started to relax
Do you believe this chance meeting has opened the flood gates for corpse and its only a matter of time until he comes round your way for a pint?
 

luka

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whoever loses this we have to do a ritual sacrifice on them
cut out their heart with a blade of ragged obsidian
 

Clinamenic

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the poll has been closed for a good three weeks with @version a clear winner. however, that is probably the way @Corpsey likes it. i feel we should call for a rematch.
And this time make it so we can only vote once, to weed out the devious diplomats such as myself.
 
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